Random Weird Things That Feel Good

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[Kazman5k]

That’s fucking disgusting

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Gettin pegged by Nancy

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

That’s fucking disgusting

Grossest thing in the world when someone else does it. Unparalleled satisfaction when it happens to you.

 

[Frogsker30]

I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?

Shits that make you feel like you lost 50 pounds of press.

Pissing after holding it for a 8 hour car ride

 

[Frogsker30]

Gettin pegged by Nancy

Mmmmm yaa

 

[LoudHogRider]

Taint rinse from a nice warm hand held shower head. Just knowing the boys are soap free is a blessing.

 

[Frogsker30]

Taint rinse from a nice warm hand held shower head. Just knowing the boys are soap free is a blessing.

Fucks yea

Add a bidet to the list too

 

[SOHusker11]

I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?

Total relief.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?

Damn.. what did the bar sluts infect you with bro?

 

[TampaBaySkers]

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Damn.. what did the bar sluts infect you with bro?

House full of kids creating a virus gauntlet the whoors could only dream of.

 

[Jim14510]

Not sure if I told this story yet. On the way back from the game in KC we stopped at Debbie's Diner in St Joe's. Not sure ive ever had a stronger no recommendation.

There was a guy sitting next to us coughing up what opee described except it was out of a hole in his neck.

As I was paying the cook yelled at the waitress to get the ham salad back from the customer because of "this" with his fingers pinched together holding something small i couldn't see. She ran to the table yelling "Don't eat that!".

 

[Pipe Line]

Total relief.

One of the funniest movie scenes to exist

 

[Pipe Line]

Honestly, sitting by yourself at home on the couch and picking some fat boogers to clear your nose out. Don't care, fantastic

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

Watching Nebraska win 68-0. Pretty fucking random this day and age.

 

[Pipe Line]

Shits that make you feel like you lost 50 pounds of press.

Pissing after holding it for a 8 hour car ride

My Freshman year of high school, one of our first baseball practices. Had to pee shortly after starting practice, so much going on as a Freshman that I just held it, as I didn't want to miss any reps of anything. Think I ended up holding it for probably 2 and a half hours total through multiple water breaks. Got back into the locker room to change before heading home, I think I peed for probably 3-4 straight minutes. I'll never forget it.