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Poor Travis Kelce (1 Viewer)

Jim14510

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In one of those do you feel old yet? moments. I read the Hulkster is 70 and just married his third wife whose 45. So make sure you take your vitamins Hulkamanics.

Here you go brother -
He was on Joe Rogan talking about all of the medical ailments he has. Sounds like a lot of pain for the Hulkster.
 

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Counterpoint: big band geek energy e.g. Michelle from American Pie

There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...
 

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There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...
Brb
 

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Do you think, at this point, it’s just throwing a hot dog down a hallway with T-Swift?
Is this based on a theory that every subsequent guy whom a girl fucks causes her vagina to widen even further?
 

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Good for him! She doesn’t seem high maintenance at all.

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Travis gonna walk her around with a leash. All these Swifties gonna turn into the jealous best friend when the other girl gets a boyfriend.
 

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There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...

Easily the POTW
 

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Fan duel leaning into this Kelce dating life.. he has a tab just for him.

I thought this bet was hilarious
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