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Poor Travis Kelce

In one of those do you feel old yet? moments. I read the Hulkster is 70 and just married his third wife whose 45. So make sure you take your vitamins Hulkamanics.

Here you go brother -
He was on Joe Rogan talking about all of the medical ailments he has. Sounds like a lot of pain for the Hulkster.
 
Counterpoint: big band geek energy e.g. Michelle from American Pie

There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...
 
There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...
Brb
 
Do you think, at this point, it’s just throwing a hot dog down a hallway with T-Swift?
Is this based on a theory that every subsequent guy whom a girl fucks causes her vagina to widen even further?
 
Good for him! She doesn’t seem high maintenance at all.

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Travis gonna walk her around with a leash. All these Swifties gonna turn into the jealous best friend when the other girl gets a boyfriend.
 
There's a a huge difference...

Band Geek - has to pleasure herself with her flute because guys don't give her attention. When she finally gets yours, she's eager to do anything she can to keep it.

Taylor - everyone in the world tells her how great she is, so she thinks she's doing you a favor by letting you play just the tip or sit in the corner jacking off while she fingers herself...

Easily the POTW
 
Fan duel leaning into this Kelce dating life.. he has a tab just for him.

I thought this bet was hilarious
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