Breaking Pit Bulls = Santa’s Killers

[Baron Winnebago]

Idiot pit bull owners make me seriously consider buying a handgun

 

[skerfan]

Yep, if my Springer Spaniel goes ape shit he wont rip your face off! Even if they arent any more likely to attack then any other breed its about what they can do when it happens. I wouldnt want to be an owner of one watching a 4 year old bleed out through a gaping hole in his neck while I sat there and said "he is such a sweet dog, I have never seen him rip the throat out of someone before"

 

[Jim14510]

Yep, if my Springer Spaniel goes ape shit he wont rip your face off! Even if they arent any more likely to attack then any other breed its about what they can do when it happens. I wouldnt want to be an owner of one watching a 4 year old bleed out through a gaping hole in his neck while I sat there and said "he is such a sweet dog, I have never seen him rip the throat out of someone before"

Tigers are sweet too.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Why doesn't Michael Vick start a pit bull control company and franchise it? He's the most effective killer of pit bulls our nation has seen.

 

[Jim14510]

Why doesn't Michael Vick start a pit bull control company and franchise it? He's the most effective killer of pit bulls our nation has seen.

What are the odds he thinks he did anything wrong? Is it above zero?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

What are the odds he thinks he did anything wrong? Is it above zero?

No, way less than 0. It’s like my toddler’s understanding of it being wrong to poop in the bathtub. To him there’s no issue.

 

[huskershibe]

It is true that it depends how you raise them...

It's also true that the vast majority of people (including pitbull owners) have no idea how to raise them. They see shit that the dog does and thinks its funny or cute when it's a red flag. Think of possessive behavior etc.

It takes a person who has a lifelong commitment and a deep knowledge of dog psychology to raise and keep one...and even then they probably don't leave it alone with children etc. You HAVE to keep that thing in check at all times.

Of the pitbulls I've met, 2 were good dogs...the others, while they didn't attack anything, gave off really really bad vibes and I did not like being around them. If the dog doesn't respect space, it's a problem. And when that dog was bred to fight and kill, it's dangerous.

 

[Jim14510]

No, way less than 0. It’s like my toddler’s understanding of it being wrong to poop in the bathtub. To him there’s no issue.

My kid would piss in the trash can.

 

[doublewing]

 

[Husker Priapism]

We need a Pit Bull King show on Neflix like Tiger King. You could call it

“Gatekeeper to Hell”

Isn’t that basically the show Pitbulls and Paroles?

 

[Husker Priapism]

Not sure why anyone would own one, unless you like Affliction shirts or have a small peen.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Not sure why anyone would own one, unless you like Affliction shirts or have a small peen.

Guilty, your honor.

 

[Husker Priapism]

Guilty, your honor.

Which one, or both?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Which one, or both?

This is me:

This is my teeny weinie:

Spoiler: Ween

 

[Husker Priapism]

This is me:

This is my teeny weinie:

 

[Eaton Beaver]

This is me:

This is my teeny weinie:

Spoiler: Ween

 

[22*43*51]

 

[stonesak]

Pitbulls are misunderstood and stereotyped, just like Black people, so if you don't like shitbulls, you're racist.

Yes, this is an actual argument people make.

 

[Ext. 55]

Fucking pit bulls.

Why do I instantly judge someone if I see that they own a pit bull?

Level of common sense is what pit bull owners are judged on in my mind. Meaning, they probably don't know the sun comes up in the East, and they don't know how to read a map.

You judge them because they are all trash morons. Simple.

 

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Dude…just noticed the new avatar. Priceless. 😂