Phone on SOS only (4 Viewers)

[1HuskerDad]

 

[nja13]

I've still got one........just in case.

... just in case you feel like building up some calluses while dialing long distance?

 

[Jim14510]

I wonder how I lived when I grew up. Didn't have brick phones until 4 years after college!

My first phone was in college. I got like 15 minutes of call time. Anything over 15 minutes was like $87/minute.

 

[ChocaEgg]

 

[Jim14510]

Someone connected in cyber-terrorism in DC has informed me we've experienced a cyber attack.

this, the pharmacy shut down, apparently some electric vehicles in DC weren't operating today. Wild.

Seriously?

 

[djw004]

Seriously?

This one was not a joke. Seriously.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Seriously?

 

[Toe]

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Conspiracy theorists jacking off lmao. Especially tiny dick @BIG TONE SOPRANO

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

95% of the fights with my wife in the last 3 years have been about me leaving my phone in the truck when I go golfing/fishing/hunting.

Why the fuck didn’t it cross my mind to just blame Russia and China for cyber attacking me.

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[HuskerDocCo]

You all should have listened to @HuskerDocCo and kept one of these -

i outta wallop you for denigratin my heritage and not celebratin my huge ballsac!

 

[djw004]

"Hey - we are investigating this, and it TOTALLY wasn't a terrorist attack. BUT we did find that likelihood of a cyber terrorist attack is super high right now. But this one wasn't one..."

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Conspiracy theorists jacking off lmao. Especially tiny dick @BIG TONE SOPRANO

I love being a conspiracy theorist bro

 

[BingoDingo]

Imagine the poor associate engineer who pushed a pre-prod deployment on accident having to explain his rational to the FBI, CIA, and NSA in between zoom interviews for a new job...so sad...

 

[Pipehog69]

I work for one of the big tower companies and it wasn’t a cyberattack on us. If it was you would’ve seen all the carriers go down.

They try us all the time but our security is really good. I don’t really know how good the carriers’ security is but I can say Verizon is the best to work with by a mile, and I personally would only ever have Verizon.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

"Hey - we are investigating this, and it TOTALLY wasn't a terrorist attack. BUT we did find that likelihood of a cyber terrorist attack is super high right now. But this one wasn't one..."

Fuckin Crooked FBI man.😂🤦

 

[ChocaEgg]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Imagine the poor associate engineer who pushed a pre-prod deployment on accident having to explain his rational to the FBI, CIA, and NSA in between zoom interviews for a new job...so sad...

I just save time making changes right in prod.

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

I just save time making changes right in prod.

Any errors you get in test are probably just due to issues with the test environment anyway.