OT: Would you get mad if some guy asked to "mow your lawn"?

[Dble E]

My wife and I were laying in bed last night. She was watching one of those murder shows on the ID Network. I was half asleep/half listening.

Apparently the premise of the show was that a neighbor named "Sam" killed the other neighbor "Joe" after Joe asked Sam if he could sleep with his wife.

My wife asked me would I be that mad? I said "No, i would probably laugh and tell the guy to leave."

She got mad and went to bed. Apparently because I wouldn't defend her honor.....

How would you respond? Get mad at the guy or laugh at him?

 

[...TrueColors...]

I would definitely be upset if someone asked to sleep with my wife. But not to the point I murder them.

 

[God is a Husker]

Pretty nice compliment to the wife tho.

Ex: Its very easy to not covet my neighbor’s wife. Woof

 

[LoudHogRider]

This is where the pussification of American comes back to bite you in the ass. Anybody with the temerity to ask if they can fuck my wife gets a bloody nose. Period. That's the the attorney on retainer is for.

 

[Tyneb23]

I mow my yard 1 or 2x a week so I have nothing to worry about.

 

[LoudHogRider]

I mow my yard 1 or 2x a week so I have nothing to worry about.

I'm patiently waiting for 9:00 a.m. to spark up (literally) my electric mower to mow it again ... for the 3rd time this week. Rain & fertilizer are in freaking overdrive this spring. Dadblammit!


Wait ... wrong lawn.

 

[Dble E]

This is where the pussification of American comes back to bite you in the ass. Anybody with the temerity to ask if they can fuck my wife gets a bloody nose. Period. That's the the attorney on retainer is for.

It's just the opposite if you think about it. If you're so insecure you have to deck a guy vs laughing a guy off as no threat, then that's on you.

 

[Dble E]

Pretty nice compliment to the wife tho.

Ex: Its very easy to not covet my neighbor’s wife. Woof

Agree. i'd take it as a compliment and laugh at the guy as if he's no threat. I'd tell him to leave but I'm not insecure so it wouldn't bother me.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

No I would not put myself on death row over that.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Is mow your lawn a common euphemism for this type of thing?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Can I please bang all of your wives

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Can I please bang all of your wives

You'll have to ask her

 

[Pipe Line]

Probably look at him with a super confused look being caught off guard and say “noooooo” and then keep doing what I was doing before

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Probably look at him with a super confused look being caught off guard and say “noooooo” and then keep doing what I was doing before

I feel like coming over the top on awkward is the play. Like ask how much he's willing to pay

 

[thE kErnEl]

I've only been hit twice.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I've only been hit twice.

Not too shabby

 

[dsbigred1]

To me, it depends on if he is willing to swap or not. Obviously, his wife needs to either be hot or let me do some absurdly dirty shit to her. Like I am going to degrade the heck out of her while he is allowed missionary with no eye contact.

After that, then I’ll kill him.

 

[Pipe Line]

I feel like coming over the top on awkward is the play. Like ask how much he's willing to pay

Honestly me being me my earlier response would be my first thought that came out, and I’d probably turn back around with something like that “but how much though?” Just cause I like joking with people in real life

 

[Jim14510]

Sounds like something my wife would get mad about. I'd probably laugh and tell him good luck. Surely no one would honestly ask that question. I assume everyone is joking.

 

[HCFord1]

I’d thank him for asking but tell him nobody gets to my wife without cumming through me first…