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Is there a dumber fucking trend than white women carrying around this 40oz cup everywhere as if it is welded to their hand? This company went from $70mil in sales to $750mil last year after the introduction of a glorified Big Gulp mug.

Each day that passes I prayer for the giant asteroid to end our suffering.


Have you been out in public lately? We are doomed
 
Stanley gettin' SUUUEEEEEDDDDDD

Marketing their stanely thirst quenchers to safety concious women while their product contained lead

Red-blooded American male using the same Stanley coffee mug for 40 years: "yep, paid $4 for it in 1983. Holds the coffee, keeps it hot."

Modern American female using the Stanley Quencher for 3 weeks: "TikTok says my $80 cup is toxic. I am now part of a class action lawsuit."
 
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