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OT - Stanley Quencher (1 Viewer)

LoudHogRider

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Yeah, Women are stupid - it’s just a cup.

Now don’t mind me while I go wash my $2,000 of Sitka Gear. Then go clean my Mizuno irons I still blade 2-3 times a round and then 3 putt with my Scotty Cameron putter. Then I’ll go clean my $2,000 Benelli that shoots the same as my Browning A5 from the 60s before I put it in my $70,000 truck that will probably break down before 200,000 miles. Then in the spring I’ll have enough fishing rods to use 2 different ones every day from ice out until the 4th of July where I’ll spend $500 on fireworks because I like blowing shit up.

I tried making fun of my wife for her cup. I got put on blast pretty hard
Well ... if you're going to put it like that ... what color cup did she get?
 

BIG TONE SOPRANO

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Is there a dumber fucking trend than white women carrying around this 40oz cup everywhere as if it is welded to their hand? This company went from $70mil in sales to $750mil last year after the introduction of a glorified Big Gulp mug.

Each day that passes I prayer for the giant asteroid to end our suffering.


Have you been out in public lately? We are doomed
 

Mavsker

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Stanley gettin' SUUUEEEEEDDDDDD

Marketing their stanely thirst quenchers to safety concious women while their product contained lead

Red-blooded American male using the same Stanley coffee mug for 40 years: "yep, paid $4 for it in 1983. Holds the coffee, keeps it hot."

Modern American female using the Stanley Quencher for 3 weeks: "TikTok says my $80 cup is toxic. I am now part of a class action lawsuit."
 

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