OT:layoff bros

[GAHusker]

No. You resigned.

Yeah, I have no idea what the paperwork says

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Yeah, I have no idea what the paperwork says

Paperwork schmaperwork.

 

[Herbie]

I’m funemployed

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I’m funemployed

Seeking new professional opportunities that better match your skill set while taking time to recharge your batteries*

 

[Herbie]

Seeking new professional opportunities that better match your skill set while taking time to recharge your batteries*

Ehh. I have a 3rd round interview next week with a ceo and sales director.
Say I can start in a month
??????
Golf

 

[cwessel76]

Ehh. I have a 3rd round interview next week with a ceo and sales director.
Say I can start in a month
??????
Golf

Good luck mon frere!

 

[Herbie]

Good luck mon frere!

First time in 20 years I haven’t had to work. Going to enjoy it a little.

 

[Herbie]

i am pissed because I was tracking to make over 200k for the first time and pacing to pay off through house 20 years early by the end of next year. Oh well lol.

What do my fellow degenerates do for fun

 

[Eaton Beaver]

i am pissed because I was tracking to make over 200k for the first time and pacing to pay off through house 20 years early by the end of next year. Oh well lol.

What do my fellow degenerates do for fun

200k nice! So what was the payout?

 

[G0skrz]

Haven’t we been teetering with a recession for a decade now.
Company has been trying to hit profitability vs ebdita this year but this quarter has been a giant turd. And the ceo has sold 75% of this stock this year.
Me thinks they are just trying a short term stop gap make the company look more profitable and be bought out

Take the payout and short the company. Win win?

 

[Herbie]

200k nice! So what was the payout?

4 months pay, last months bonus, 4 months health insurance

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[NEHusker54]

Become a teacher. There is a teacher shortage.

 

[Herbie]

Become a teacher. There is a teacher shortage.

Hard pass

 

[HuskerDocCo]

congrats Herb , at least we know you can afford your membership yoU fat sack of shit !!! me on the other hand , im 99 and poor & can’t afford to buy a clippers to cut my toe nails

 

[Herbie]

congrats Herb , at least we know you can afford your membership yoU fat sack of shit !!! me on the other hand , im 99 and poor & can’t afford to buy a clippers to cut my toe nails

I just use my mouth and bite my toenails.

 

[herbsinator]

Yeah, I have no idea what the paperwork says

You can just lie and no one would know.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I just use my mouth and bite my toenails.

sometimes ill stick my toenails in the windrower . Really happy for your success’ Larry . as a farmer once told me “may today be your worst day ever as a farmer because you will only get better every day “

then I shit my butt and ah oh hell who cares George straight fucks

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I just use my mouth and bite my toenails.

edit add - you must do yogis like those Boulder libs !!!

 

[Frogsker30]

sell drugs its fun