Boy if these lyrics don’t still apply to an old millennial…
He turned 35 last Sunday
In his hair he found some gray
But he still ain't changed his lifestyle
He likes it better the old way
So he grows a little garden in the backyard by the fence
He's consuming what he's growing nowadays in self defense
He get's out there in the Twitter zone
Sometimes when it just don't make no sense
Yeh he gets off on red dirt country
'Cause Nashville left him cold
He's got young friends into new wave
But he's just too frigging old
He was sure back in the nineties
That everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Afghan
On his senior trip
And they force him to become a man
While he was still a boy
And behind each wave of tragedy
He waited for the joy
Now this world may change around him
But he just can't change no more
Cause he's an old millennial
And he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the generation Zoom
Well he stays online a lot now
And he's thinking while he's on his Pelaton
Sure is glad he quit the vape and ‘scription drugs
'Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
He's an old millennial
This new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to pay of student loans,
yeah he ain't tryin' to change nobody, he's just...