NSFW Official ding check in (6 Viewers)

[11husker23]

This thread would be over 1k pages in a couple hours*.

FIFY

 

[slattimer]

 

[JerryBones5]

 

[LoudHogRider]

 

[Pipe Line]

dingin in that giant Vegas shower

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

How many dings do y’all get in a typical week?

I find it interesting that we self report

 

[slattimer]

How many dings do y’all get in a typical week?

I find it interesting that we self report

Depends on the wife and the week. Sometimes it’s 5-6 times a week. Other week it’s 1.

 

[huskermack]

How many dings do y’all get in a typical week?

I find it interesting that we self report

I never really ring the bell here, but our count has gone down slowly over time.
Used to be 5-6 times a week.... then a couple times.... and now maybe once a week.
Sometimes we'll hit it 2 or 3 times.
It depends on how mad I've made her with my endless wit.
Been married 17 years.

 

[Goskers07]

How many dings do y’all get in a typical week?

I find it interesting that we self report

It just depends. If wife has baby fever, 5-6. All other times, the average is probably closer to .2.

 

[slattimer]

It just depends. If wife has baby fever, 5-6. All other times, the average is probably closer to .2.

Definitely true with the baby fever. Wife didn’t even have to say she wanted another one. You just knew.

 

[Pipe Line]

Ding a ling

 

[Red Finger]

Ding a ling

 

[Alum-Ni]

 

[Goskers07]

Two bell night last night. Idk what the wife has up her sleeve but I'll enjoy the ride.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Two bell night last night. Idk what the wife has up her sleeve but I'll enjoy the ride.

Single round for this old phart, but the 3 am thunderstorms were the aphrodisiac of choice last night. Mrs. LHR LOVES the thunder and lightning, and since I was already up ... who am I to argue with a woman in the mood?

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

Birthday ding.

 

[Goskers07]

Birthday ding.

Happy birthday. Hope you got your candle blown out.

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

Happy birthday. Hope you got your candle blown out.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[MtnHusker]

Ding, Ding, Ding..... Celebrated America's Birthday Ozarks Style, lots of Birthday Suits and bad decisions. Had 25 of the Colorado Crazies down visiting. Shit got real