Official 2025 Nebraska Cardiac Beaver Slayers Baseball Thread - We suck ass, time to talk about football

[...TrueColors...]

Goose egg from Walsh.

Now let’s fuckin get on base and hit the baseball.

Given the amount of control that I have over the quality of play; I feel that using expletives in every post is working. So until that’s different I’m going to fuckin continue.

 

[PonyBoy]

Is that the correct call?

Yes.

 

[PonyBoy]

Fucking Nunez cost us again

Bad read on a ball in the dirt and he's hosed at 2B. 1-run game, Brum up with Stone on deck. Kid with an aggressive mistake.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Bad read on a ball in the dirt and he's hosed at 2B. 1-run game, Brum up with Stone on deck. Kid with an aggressive mistake.

My freshman baseball coach was the king teaching how to read a ball in the dirt. He played at Wayne and he’s now the VP of Athletic Performance for the LA Dodgers.

Your boy had an absolute STAFF at TJ. 😂

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Dude lands on the safety bag and is called out 😂

That “he’s out!” Sounded like the late great Greg Sharpe

 

[Frogsker30]

Is that the correct call?

Yes safety Vags don’t count in college. Nor in hs

 

[...TrueColors...]

I think that catcher from USC has stolen a couple strikes at the bottom of the zone this inning.

What a luxury

 

[PonyBoy]

USC starting pitcher, pitches 101-114 result in 2 K's and a weak 5-3.

4-3 condoms, bottom 7.

 

[PonyBoy]

WW's night is over with 6 complete. Heck of a performance by Will.

Christo in. 🤷‍♂️

 

[...TrueColors...]

Here comes Christo. Itll either be very good or very bad. We’ll know shortly

 

[SlumpBuster]

He went

 

[SlumpBuster]

Here comes Christo. Itll either be very good or very bad. We’ll know shortly

Bad

 

[...TrueColors...]

Jesus Christo you schmuck

 

[...TrueColors...]

Bad

That’s the fuckin game. Huskers ain’t scoring more than 4 runs in a conference game

 

[PonyBoy]

WW's night is over with 6 complete. Heck of a performance by Will.

Christo in. 🤷‍♂️

No clue WHAT IN THE FUCK Childress is doing.

1st batter Christo faces - pinch hitter with a .192 average - it's a 2-2 count (9 pitches) so Childress calls timeout during the at-bat. Next pitch, in the dirt. Next pitch = 💣

My fucking goodness.

 

[...TrueColors...]

No clue WHAT IN THE FUCK Childress is doing.

1st batter Christo faces - pinch hitter with a .192 average - it's a 2-2 count (9 pitches) so Childress calls timeout during the at-bat. Next pitch, in the dirt. Next pitch = 💣

My fucking goodness.

To a freshman pinch hitter no less.

 

[Red Finger]

My question is: who decided these uniforms were a good idea?

 

[PonyBoy]

To a freshman pinch hitter no less.

Childress must have a backroom deal with Dannen.

 

[...TrueColors...]

So we pinch hit so we go lefty on lefty instead of staying with a switch hitter in Buttenbaugh…?

I suppose that is A strategy.

 

[PonyBoy]

So, let me get this straight. Sanderson doesn't start against a LHP so we pinch hit him against - DRUM ROLL - a LHP. With Stokes (RHH) on the bench.

I'm out. Fuck this shit.