Nominations for tPB Poster of the Year

[dsbigred1]

FYI for all of you non-winners: the award for winning PotY is a blowjob from @Baron Winnebago . I thought it was a weird award and I’m not gay so I politely declined but it turns out that if you don’t accept your award @Jim14510 accepts it for you by proxy.

Dude, just drill a hole in some plywood and pop that pecker through… a blowjob is a blowjob, and you’d never know the difference as long as @Baron Winnebago shaved that day

 

[dsbigred1]

I don't need a blow job that bad.

Good to know one is available when you DO need it though, right?

 

[iruletheskool]

@Goskers07

 

[Irv]

All of these suggestions are great but wanted to add that @Baron Winnebago deserves recognition for the Scrote Stats which properly prepared us for the inevitable shit show that managed to stretch from Ireland to Oklahoma in just four glorious weeks.

 

[Lionsfan93]

I know he doesn't need further nomination, but @slattimer gets my nomination and vote. @Faux Sean Callahan is a very close 2nd. Those two guys make this board incredible.

 

[BorWhiskey]

My personal favorite bourbon I’ve ever had is Rock Hill Farms. 2nd is probably Blantons Gold. What’s better?

RHF was my jam back when it was a $30 bottle. After it went up to $45 I stopping buying them. Think I still have two bottles on there somewhere. One was so old the cork rotted so had to pour it into a decanter.

I always felt blantons was over hyped. Even when it was a $45 bottle.

Elmer T Lee is another one in that group. Have a couple bottles left over from the good ole days when they were easily accessible.

There are a lot of good stuff. RHF is a single barrel and Blantons is a small batch. This tends to mean the consistency from bottle to bottle will be tough to maintain. Especially when Buffalo Trace is marketing every fart in the wind as a special bottle with limited edition pricing. Not enough juice to blend and keep the consistency.

For lower priced and easily found bottles:
- Jim Beam Double Oak
- Four Roses Small Batch Select
- Wild Turkey Rare Breed
- Old Grand Dad 114

Ones you’ll have to search for a little bit aren’t crazy mark ups yet:
- New Riff barrel strength
- Smoke Wagon Uncut
- Barrell Seagrass
- For Roses Single Barrel OBSQ
- Joseph A. Magnus Murray Hill

* Note, nothing from Buffalo Trace. They make good whiskey but cult that has grown up around their bottles isn’t justified.

 

[Herbie]

Eloot

 

[hothouse_corn]

My nomination for 5th place is @jw3. It would be nice for him to have that honor on two different boards.

 

[Goskers07]

@Goskers07

Not sure what I did, but I appreciate you.

 

[HuskerPAC]

What is Dean’s current burner account? That’d be my vote.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

@alt f4 is must-read every post.

@HuskerGarrett for nailing the whole coaching search.

Most of the other nominees are also legit.

 

[kenyanfeline]

@slattimer gets my vote. @deltau46 honorable mention. @Faux Sean Callahan is also deserving. Don’t know how he hasn’t won one yet.


For fucking douchebag of the year, my votes go to:
@Huskerbuck85
@Herbie

 

[iruletheskool]

Not sure what I did, but I appreciate you.

Brady finally sucks

 

[huskerj12]

I don’t think Arnie was ever an active poster here but I propose calling this award the Arnie Foote Memorial Poster Of The Year

 

[LoudHogRider]

I see he's already been mentioned ITT, but a shout-out to @MtnHusker for his behind-the-scenes insight and bringing that content to the board. The man's Rolodex is impressive.

 

[deltau46]

@Faux Sean Callahan and @slattimer are definitely the two most deserving. @HuskerGarrett too but he can’t win by default 😂

 

[ChocaEgg]

Eloot

Where'd he go?

 

[ChocaEgg]

So many deserving of the honor. I think I'm torn between @alt f4 and @slattimer but there's at least 5-10 other people who did amazing work on the board.

 

[Black5hirt]

@alt f4 for volume and Lat honorable mention.

Really tough

 

[huskermack]

@slattimer gets my vote. @deltau46 honorable mention. @Faux Sean Callahan is also deserving. Don’t know how he hasn’t won one yet.


For fucking douchebag of the year, my votes go to:
@Huskerbuck85
@Herbie

Don't forget @Ducksker (aka Kitty).