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That’s much more reasonable than trying to schedule poops.
No shitting in the house....
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TBH, I've kinda started doing this myself, just because I'm sick of sweeping everywhere.
If I have a massive shit and use two or three matches is it worth it? Are you able to do a cost analysis as well as a residual gains analysis for using an additional match? I’m trying to be careful with my finances here.
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Do u only have one toliet in ur house? Why would shitting in the master bathroom be an issue
Even with a shared bathroom a vented bath fan will pull out the shit smell in 5 minutes or less
At worst just use some fabreeze after dropping a rancid log
Will your wife freak if the guests shit in ur bathroom
Id take a shit & blame it on the guest u like least to avoid future invites
Even with a shared bathroom a vented bath fan will pull out the shit smell in 5 minutes or less
At worst just use some fabreeze after dropping a rancid log
Will your wife freak if the guests shit in ur bathroom
Id take a shit & blame it on the guest u like least to avoid future invites
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I actually insist on this myself
Wearing shoes in the house is for heathens. It’s gross to think about all the piss & shit peoples shoes walk thru then track thru the house
Might as well take a piss & shit on the floor if ok with walking thru the house in shoes
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"Honey my friends on the platinum board said 2 hours is more realistic, a man not being able to shit in his own home for 4 hours seemed delusional to them"
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Remains one of my favorite threads on this board.
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This was a good one. I appreciate that all of our wives have similar thoughts on pooping before company comes over.
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I’m team no shoes in the house and I have house shoes for that nonsense
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Ever heard of a match or candle opee? Is this your first party?
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I refuse to take my shoes off. Makes me laugh when they have dogs and kids running around. Joke.
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If my wife told me I couldn’t poop in my own house she wouldn’t be my wife anymore. Be an adult, turn on the exhaust fan or light a match. Not that hard.
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Quality thread bump amigo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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FAAAARRRRTTTTT SHITTTTFUUUCCCKKKK 💩 ya that shit doesn’t fly at my house
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IDK, it kind of pissed me off that my wife thinks (and says) the same thing. I sort of thought she was in the minority....but no.
Problem is our 1/2 bath is between the garage and kitchen. Then before the guests arrive I open a beer 30 minutes beforehand; along with a 5-hour energy. Then.........Faaaarrrrtt.........Shiiiiitttt is inevitable. It doesn't sound fun to trudge upstairs or down to the basement. Smell is gone in 5 minutes WGAF - I don't.
