No shitting in the house.... (2 Viewers)

[ThomOsborneMD]

Who’s wife insists on everyone taking their shoes off the minute anyone steps foot inside the house?

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That’s much more reasonable than trying to schedule poops.

 

[Toe]

Who’s wife insists on everyone taking their shoes off the minute anyone steps foot inside the house?

TBH, I've kinda started doing this myself, just because I'm sick of sweeping everywhere.

 

[Herbie]

Prob 300 to 400 times as much @Jim14510

He loves blowing money there

If I have a massive shit and use two or three matches is it worth it? Are you able to do a cost analysis as well as a residual gains analysis for using an additional match? I’m trying to be careful with my finances here.

 

[CornHub]

What about dropping a fudge dragon right after the guests arrive? You could kill two birds with one stone as you end the 4 hour rule and get to spend less time around the guests you may not have wanted to talk to to begin with.

 

[CybrrMonky71]

Do u only have one toliet in ur house? Why would shitting in the master bathroom be an issue
Even with a shared bathroom a vented bath fan will pull out the shit smell in 5 minutes or less
At worst just use some fabreeze after dropping a rancid log
Will your wife freak if the guests shit in ur bathroom
Id take a shit & blame it on the guest u like least to avoid future invites

 

[CybrrMonky71]

Who’s wife insists on everyone taking their shoes off the minute anyone steps foot inside the house?

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I actually insist on this myself
Wearing shoes in the house is for heathens. It’s gross to think about all the piss & shit peoples shoes walk thru then track thru the house
Might as well take a piss & shit on the floor if ok with walking thru the house in shoes
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[Dble E]

Update: I negotiated a shorter window of 2 hours.

 

[ZaneTrain23]

Update: I negotiated a shorter window of 2 hours.

"Honey my friends on the platinum board said 2 hours is more realistic, a man not being able to shit in his own home for 4 hours seemed delusional to them"

 

[Herbie]

Congrats on being given permission to shit