What does cognac taste like? I’m teacher poor so I thought about getting a bottle, around 60 bucks, but didn’t want to run the risk of not liking it.
Much like good whisky, it can run the gamut in terms of smell and taste. There's an old-school sort of profile that you get on certain well-aged, traditional bottlings that emphasizes weightier notes like leather, tobacco, walnuts, aged cheese, gamey meat, etc. If that doesn't sound appetizing to you, then don't worry, because you're almost certainly not going to find it in entry-level bottlings. The other side of the spectrum are cognacs that present tremendously fresh and fruity with orchard fruits (peaches and apples are big ones), floral qualities, and honey. These can be light and lovely.
You're probably more likely to get the latter sort of profile in the younger bottlings that will be on liquor store shelves consistently. I can't be much more specific, unfortunately, because unlike scotch, I simply don't have as much experience, especially with the huge brands. From what little experience I have comparing the very-available, cheaper stuff to some of the douche bottles I have, one of the differences that will be immediately apparent is most of the cheaper stuff is bottled at 40% (80 proof), and you feel it in a bad way. The palate tends to feel thinner, and the finish is much shorter and less potent.
It's annoying, because I can't say I'd recommend it if you're worried about not liking the bottle, because there's a decent chance you might dislike it. I have scotches I can recommend in basically all price ranges, so I feel inadequate here. Sorry, bro.