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[Tyneb23]

Absolutely crushed that I didn’t make the A-list.
😢

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I know wtf? I have a whole section of porn for you fuckers. @Huskerbuck85 , plus the GIF off tournament was my creation

 

[MtnHusker]

What’s up with your name? I think it’s unoriginal

I’m taking a point away from you so you’re at -1 right now

I think the name says it all. BigFan is obviously a yuge Tom Hanks fan with his favorite movie being Big.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

I know wtf? I have a whole section of porn for you fuckers. @Huskerbuck85 , plus the GIF off tournament was my creation

Huskerbuck85 is the real Cartman on Southpark!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

K…and Eaton Beaver eats beavers. Happy now?

Sorry dam it! I did it again! Just remember you questioning everything on this site Just 5 days ago. Now just kissing some ass is all!

 

[huskerj12]

I’ll give 2:1 odds that OP never posts again.

Did you have a different name before?

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

I know wtf? I have a whole section of porn for you fuckers. @Huskerbuck85 , plus the GIF off tournament was my creation

I got both of those in my post…

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Did you have a different name before?

Yes

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I know wtf? I have a whole section of porn for you fuckers. @Huskerbuck85 , plus the GIF off tournament was my creation

I can’t remember all you fuckers! I don’t see that page often. I got you!

 

[huskerj12]

Yes

What was it? At first I thought you were a new poster, I can’t keep track of new names haha

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Sorry dam it! I did it again! Just remember you questioning everything on this site Just 5 days ago. Now just kissing some ass is all!

Clearly you don’t get my personality. It’s okay, I do not seek your approval or understanding.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

What was it? At first I thought you were a new poster, I can’t keep track of new names haha

joshuahuskers. But don’t tell anyone.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

joshuahuskers. But don’t tell anyone.

Hi. I'm HuskerGarrett

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Hi. I'm HuskerGarrett

It’s pronounced gay rat

 

[Kaladin]

It’s pronounced gay rat

Question: are there actually rats that are ghey?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Question: are there actually rats that are ghey?

If rats can be chefs I’m sure they could also be homosexual

 

[djw004]

I’m a new premium member here. What do I need to watch/check out?

Hey man! Few things you should probably know:

1. GIFs are the way to most of our hearts. They are like currency around here. Use them well, and it’s like you’re in Trump’s economy. Use them poorly, and you’ll have more inflation issues than Biden’s bike tires.

2. I have found that we are all small variations of the same person. By that, we all have varying takes/opinions but basically have carbon copies of the same humor. I’m actually convinced that like a dozen of the guys here were my best friends in high school

3. Either contribute way too much like @Faux Sean Callahan or do nothing at all like @Amk005 . If you’re in the middle, you’re probably a twatrod

4. You can say twatrod.

5. Probably most important. Earn the respect of a pod of guys. They will be loyal and “like” almost everything you post, and that false sense of support will get you through the crippling, depressing thing that brings you to this board in the first place.

6. And even more important, pick some worthy enemies after you’ve been on a while. Gotta have someone you can really tell off when you watch us get beat 45-42, or 49-14…you’ll both be pissed but can argue hard about WHY we suck and feel alive again

7. This really is the best place on the internet…enjoy it and welcome to the squad


That’s my 7 different kinds of smoke…

 

[Fargo Husker]

@HuskerGarrett gets inside info from people on here that get it from boosters but then never follows up with what those boosters know in the end. (I.e. confirmed meetings with Urb but no final details)

Lovers quarrel mentioned above between @Jim14510 and @Baron Winnebago

@slattimer gets really angry with our coaches but rightfully so, sounds like he knows coaching. Listen to him.

@God is a Husker is from my hometown so he’s pretty cool but sometimes posts shit way above my head. He’s really smart but I think might be a book, movie and music nerd

@kenyanfeline has a great inside source but he may get fired soon like the rest

@Faux Sean Callahan is the real deal and might actually be Deab Callahan @JThomasOmaha (not really cause he comes off way cooler)

@HuskerDocCo is just one odd SOB. Still can’t figure out his character and I apologize for the board if he weirds you out. I’m still weirded out by it.

@BIG TONE SOPRANO is likely that @Big_CL24 character from Deab’s board and is just a sad dude that lives in his own sad world. (Tiny tone)

@vailhusker is great about keeping up to date news and articles flowing.

@MtnHusker has a connection (maybe booster). Has lived and done absolutely everything and experienced literally everything x10 of anyone else in his life. Badass life if you ask me. Now lives on water and lives a boats & hoes life.

@Kaladin usually has a very down to earth perspective on stuff like myself. Doesn’t get bent out of shape. Questions people on their irrational comments.

@Elizabeth Reed is not in fact Elizabeth, I don’t think. She might have a little “hang down” but always talks about her/his hot, fit wife. He won’t prove she exists with pictures. Has very little Husker input of value but always good for some smartass comments. Goes by another name on the other board but I cannot remember what it is. Overall a decent human from the Panhandle Northwest

@Fargo Husker says “N” every time an offer goes out

@Tyneb23 provides one of the best avatars of the page along with @Ripping Lips. Ty has created and updates likely one of the best message board threads known to man. NSFW is where it can be found.

I’m sure there’s more…

N

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I have accomplished the unimaginable on this thread. New guy, it is nearly impossible to get bant here and you’ve witnessed it before your own eyes. I got bant for a brief moment tonight!

 

[slattimer]

Hey man! Few things you should probably know:

1. GIFs are the way to most of our hearts. They are like currency around here. Use them well, and it’s like you’re in Trump’s economy. Use them poorly, and you’ll have more inflation issues than Biden’s bike tires.

2. I have found that we are all small variations of the same person. By that, we all have varying takes/opinions but basically have carbon copies of the same humor. I’m actually convinced that like a dozen of the guys here were my best friends in high school

3. Either contribute way too much like @Faux Sean Callahan or do nothing at all like @Amk005 . If you’re in the middle, you’re probably a twatrod

4. You can say twatrod.

5. Probably most important. Earn the respect of a pod of guys. They will be loyal and “like” almost everything you post, and that false sense of support will get you through the crippling, depressing thing that brings you to this board in the first place.

6. And even more important, pick some worthy enemies after you’ve been on a while. Gotta have someone you can really tell off when you watch us get beat 45-42, or 49-14…you’ll both be pissed but can argue hard about WHY we suck and feel alive again

7. This really is the best place on the internet…enjoy it and welcome to the squad


That’s my 7 different kinds of smoke…

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[Ext. Frank]

I’m a new premium member here. What do I need to watch/check out?

Just know pretty much everyone here is a twat. Once you accept that, you will understand why this place is so amazing!!!

Context matters.