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NBA/Mafia Gambling Ring

Don't take your weed to southeast asia. Fuck their children, that's fine with them. But don't get high while you do it. That's worth the death penalty. Fucking weirdos.

Prostitution ✔️
Child labor ✔️
Gambling ✔️
Tranny lady boys ✔️
Eating dogs ✔️
Fighting/boxing leagues for children ✔️

Weed… ❌ (punishable by death)

Ryan Reynolds Wtf GIF
 
Prostitution ✔️
Child labor ✔️
Gambling ✔️
Tranny lady boys ✔️
Eating dogs ✔️
Fighting/boxing leagues for children ✔️

Weed… ❌ (punishable by death)

Ryan Reynolds Wtf GIF
They also ban the sale of chewing gum. Why would anyone go to Singapore when you can go to Thailand and let your freak flag fly
 
They also ban the sale of chewing gum. Why would anyone go to Singapore when you can go to Thailand and let your freak flag fly

What’a their beef with chewing gum?

“We caught him red handed. He had pack of bubble gum and a dime bag of weed Sir. Yeah, he was driving around drunk while getting a bj from a 14 year old lady boy prostitute while eating bbq terrier.”

“Great job Kwan, there’s no telling what he planned to do with that chewing gum and weed.”


But seriously, what’s their deal with gum?
 
Prostitution ✔️
Child labor ✔️
Gambling ✔️
Tranny lady boys ✔️
Eating dogs ✔️
Fighting/boxing leagues for children ✔️

Weed… ❌ (punishable by death)

Ryan Reynolds Wtf GIF
and the triggering part is they talk about how they are so much more moral as a people than us decadent westerners who rip on bongs.
 
What’a their beef with chewing gum?

“We caught him red handed. He had pack of bubble gum and a dime bag of weed Sir. Yeah, he was driving around drunk while getting a bj from a 14 year old lady boy prostitute while eating bbq terrier.”

“Great job Kwan, there’s no telling what he planned to do with that chewing gum and weed.”


But seriously, what’s their deal with gum?
Chewing gum is well known there as a gateway drug.
 
It was for sure
Not to Cav it up, but…

The 1998 movie Return to Paradise — starring Vince Vaughn, Joaquin Phoenix, and Anne Heche — is not based on a true story.

It’s a fictional drama that was loosely inspired by an earlier French film called Force majeure (1989). Both films explore the same moral dilemma: whether friends should sacrifice their own freedom to save someone else from severe punishment abroad.
 
and the triggering part is they talk about how they are so much more moral as a people than us decadent westerners who rip on bongs.

I’m just an unsophisticated boorish American with my weed gummies 🙁 I’ll never be cool like Kwan and his lady boys… 😞
 
What’a their beef with chewing gum?

“We caught him red handed. He had pack of bubble gum and a dime bag of weed Sir. Yeah, he was driving around drunk while getting a bj from a 14 year old lady boy prostitute while eating bbq terrier.”

“Great job Kwan, there’s no telling what he planned to do with that chewing gum and weed.”


But seriously, what’s their deal with gum?
Singapore specifically has a lot of quality-of-life type laws. They don't want chewed up gum on their streets & stuck under their tables, & it's in general viewed as a low-class habit. They want a super clean city, so they make the nuisance item illegal with a strong enough punishment that people take notice & don't do it. Just a different mindset than most places in America.

I don't think you find a lot of the Thai-style prostitution & druggie stuff there either, FWIW.
 
What’a their beef with chewing gum?

“We caught him red handed. He had pack of bubble gum and a dime bag of weed Sir. Yeah, he was driving around drunk while getting a bj from a 14 year old lady boy prostitute while eating bbq terrier.”

“Great job Kwan, there’s no telling what he planned to do with that chewing gum and weed.”


But seriously, what’s their deal with gum?
Some politician probably stepped on some chewing gum and freaked out and created a law against it
 
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