My damn Emu Allergy prevented me from attending

MtnHusker · Mar 5, 2023

I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

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Mustangblood · Mar 5, 2023

MtnHusker said:
I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

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50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

ThomOsborneMD · Mar 5, 2023

Mustangblood said:
50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

That’s a lot of semen.

Ext. 55 · Mar 5, 2023

God is a Husker · Mar 5, 2023

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

Mustangblood · Mar 5, 2023

This is a non story in Cockeye, all the women are bearded and beastiality is normal.

Baron Winnebago · Mar 5, 2023

God is a Husker said:
“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

MtnHusker · Mar 5, 2023

Mustangblood said:
50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

IMHO any Semen Fountain over 25 gallons is just gauche. Golden Coral better not get replace their Chocolate Fountains with these.

Baron Winnebago · Mar 5, 2023

MtnHusker said:
IMHO any Semen Fountain over 25 gallons is just gauche. Golden Coral better not get replace their Chocolate Fountains with these.

I just want to know how they got to the requisite 63000 loads to fill it

MtnHusker · Mar 5, 2023

God is a Husker said:
“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

Most common Pick Up Line heard at the party:

Jay Bilzerian · Mar 5, 2023

MtnHusker said:
I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

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Wow. The liberal “elite” at their best

nja13 · Mar 5, 2023

Mustangblood said:
50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

Did they specify it was human semen?

huskermack · Mar 5, 2023

This is so fucking gross.

ThomOsborneMD · Mar 5, 2023

nja13 said:
Did they specify it was human semen?

I’m guessing it was a collective of species

nja13 · Mar 5, 2023

ThomOsborneMD said:
I’m guessing it was a collective of species

That had to stink.

Jim14510 · Mar 5, 2023

Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

huskermack · Mar 5, 2023

Jim14510 said:
Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

Seems pretty far out there.
Maybe one of these guys can provide some perspective:
@KidsSeeGhosts
@ChocaEgg
@cwessel76
@ThomOsborneMD

ChocaEgg · Mar 5, 2023

huskermack said:
Seems pretty far out there.
Maybe one of these guys can provide some perspective:
@KidsSeeGhosts
@ChocaEgg
@cwessel76
@ThomOsborneMD

I live in a red state so I only ever hear about sex with goats, sheep, chicken and the occasional horse. No clue about the Emus, etc

Jay Bilzerian · Mar 5, 2023

Jim14510 said:
Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

Maybe the Emu is doing the fucking?

Jim14510 · Mar 5, 2023

Jay Bilzerian said:
Maybe the Emu is doing the fucking?

Fair point. Maybe they were raped by the Emu.

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“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”