My ass is grass....

[Jim14510]

What's being missed here is that @Dble E really needs to lay off the cookies anyway. Maybe the root of this problem is that you're so massively obese opee and your wife just wants you to trim down.

 

[huskermack]

What's being missed here is that @Dble E really needs to lay off the cookies anyway. Maybe the root of this problem is that you're so massively obese opee and your wife just wants you to trim down.

I'd take this advice from Jim.
From what I understand, he may know of this first hand.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Dear Facefuck…

 

[Red Finger]

We bought some cookies for Xmas eve.

I ate one today.

My wife lost her shit.....:"Those are for Xmas!!!"

Sweet lady but geebus...that was almost irrational.

 

[Papa...Football]

Mods, please move this to reddits‘ Am I the Asshole thread 😎

 

[doublewing]

 

[Ext. 55]

The simple and best response to her is...

 

[Jim14510]

Mods, please move this to reddits‘ Am I the Asshole thread 😎

Is it really even a question though?

 

[Milo-of-Croton]

We bought some cookies for Xmas eve.

I ate one today.

My wife lost her shit.....:"Those are for Xmas!!!"

Sweet lady but geebus...that was almost irrational.

I am pushing 40 years of marriage and I can say without hesitation that fits of hysterics over things like that never stop. I mean never. Get used to it.

 

[Bootleg11]

I’m hosting a Christmas caroling party tonight. I’m sure I’ll be in the dog house before the night is over

 

[LoudHogRider]

I’m hosting a Christmas caroling party tonight. I’m sure I’ll be in the dog house before the night is over

May the many adult beverages consumed help you "find your voice".

 

[Bootleg11]

May the many adult beverages consumed help you "find your voice".

Thanks. Women backed out of singing, so it’s men’s choir only tonight. Apparently women can’t sing in sub zero temps

 

[Kinish]

We bought some cookies for Xmas eve.

I ate one today.

My wife lost her shit.....:"Those are for Xmas!!!"

Sweet lady but geebus...that was almost irrational.

should be hanged IMO

 

[Bootleg11]

Thanks. Women backed out of singing, so it’s men’s choir only tonight. Apparently women can’t sing in sub zero temps

Hopefully this means they’ll drink thrice as much while we’re out singing.

Important to note because of the weather we are only making 4 stops. 1 to the priests house because he’ll give us some kick ass cigars and then 3 people that know we’re coming and will let us in their sheds and will have free drinks

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

My wife just swapped out one picture of a snowy pine forest with a picture of a snowy pine forest with a cabin because it was more Christmasy.

Women lose their god damn minds between thanksgiving and Christmas

 

[HuskerDocCo]

My wife just swapped out one picture of a snowy pine forest with a picture of a snowy pine forest with a cabin because it was more Christmasy.

Women lose their god damn minds between thanksgiving and Christmas

hehehe ole buck nuts you are a good story teller keep postin

 

[iruletheskool]

Most pathetic part of the story is that OPs wife BOUGHT Christmas cookies

 

[Jim14510]

Most pathetic part of the story is that OPs wife BOUGHT Christmas cookies

I didn't even catch that. Shameful.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

my ball hair once got so long (1978-ish) I trimmed it up to look like Santa’s beard . Hehehe ole fvckin nancy was so happy to see that

 

[Toe]

You ate one of the cookies that were for Christmas?!