MLPFC Shit Posting

[Milo-of-Croton]

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Fifty (50) Years ago today:

 

[SoCal_Corn]

this is probably SHIT POSTING




The Bee writers are very funny

 

[LoudHogRider]

Fifty (50) Years ago today:

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I remember taking a HS GF to see that movie. When "Jaws" jumped onto the back of the boat, it freaked her out and she slammed her hand on my thigh just above the knee cap and squeezed it so hard it A) damn near made me yelp, and B) left an actual bruise on my leg.

Spoiler

her hands were much gentler when caressing my peen, though from that moment forward I was always somewhat concerned that she'd pinch it off like a damn lobster claw

 

[Kaladin]

I remember taking a HS GF to see that movie. When "Jaws" jumped onto the back of the boat, it freaked her out and she slammed her hand on my thigh just above the knee cap and squeezed it so hard it A) damn near made me yelp, and B) left an actual bruise on my leg.

Spoiler

her hands were much gentler when caressing my peen, though from that moment forward I was always somewhat concerned that she'd pinch it off like a damn lobster claw

Did she have big tiddies

 

[LoudHogRider]

Did she have big tiddies

There it is ...

Mid-sized, IIRC, but firm because HS age. It's been 50 years, amigo.