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MLPFC Shit Posting

Give it another 4-5 weeks and it will go up a notch or 3. I'm not a big coffee drinker but may need to start if talent is hanging out there. FYI we finally have an Indian Restaurant at the Lake. Nawad's in Osage Beach, by Walmart, opened a week ago. Probably not as good as your families cooking but I liked it

When I drove by it was packed. No parking available.

I ended up getting 3 Jimmy John's and I tried to eat them all... major regret already
 
Yesterday my 5 year old son graduated from his fancy (expensive) Christian pre-school, his teacher said that he only got in real trouble once when he taught all the Preschoolers and Kindergarten class how to write the word "Fart"

Wife got mad when I laughed and called him a legend for doing it.
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10 white ladies are already working on podcasts to get these guys out
INTRO MUSIC: Ominous piano overlaid with breathy female voice humming an old lullaby

HOST (soft, solemn tone):

“He murdered seventeen people, kept their ears in a jar, and carved haikus into the drywall with a spoon… but was he misunderstood?”

[upbeat music kicks in]

Welcome to "But He Had a Nice Smile", the only podcast where a suburban white woman with a liberal arts degree and too much unsupervised time stares into the abyss of unspeakable horror—and then asks if the abyss maybe just needed a hug.

Each week, I, Brynleigh-Rose, sip my ethically sourced oat milk latte and take you on a deeply empathetic journey through the life of a man who absolutely, 100%, without question, did it—but like… maybe society did it too?

Join me and my rescue greyhound, Atticus, as we whisper-sigh our way through police reports, posthumous love letters, and 14 hours of voicemail analysis, while occasionally reminding you that trauma is real, vibes are valid, and the real killer... might be toxic masculinity.

Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe, or we’ll plant a microphone in your therapist’s fern.
 
Innocence Project will be working overtime to get them out
10 white ladies are already working on podcasts to get these guys out
INTRO MUSIC: Ominous piano overlaid with breathy female voice humming an old lullaby

HOST (soft, solemn tone):

“He murdered seventeen people, kept their ears in a jar, and carved haikus into the drywall with a spoon… but was he misunderstood?”

[upbeat music kicks in]

Welcome to "But He Had a Nice Smile", the only podcast where a suburban white woman with a liberal arts degree and too much unsupervised time stares into the abyss of unspeakable horror—and then asks if the abyss maybe just needed a hug.

Each week, I, Brynleigh-Rose, sip my ethically sourced oat milk latte and take you on a deeply empathetic journey through the life of a man who absolutely, 100%, without question, did it—but like… maybe society did it too?

Join me and my rescue greyhound, Atticus, as we whisper-sigh our way through police reports, posthumous love letters, and 14 hours of voicemail analysis, while occasionally reminding you that trauma is real, vibes are valid, and the real killer... might be toxic masculinity.

Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe, or we’ll plant a microphone in your therapist’s fern.


My last one got upheld on appeal

Still waiting for my next sexual predator case so I can cite my own caselaw.

And you best believe I will.
 
Otherwise known as AWFL's. Affluent White Female Liberals. Disclaimer: Stolen from Greg Gutfeld on The Five.
my old man loves Gutfeld. I’ll be honest, I work too much to care about any tv show so I know nothing about him. I was just in Costa Rica last week giving Nancy cream pies and pearl necklaces BELLCHH
 
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