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Miracle Hills Golf

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Just got up here to swim town, trying the top tracer range for a couple hours with the brother, seems like a pretty sweet set up, wish something like this was a little closer than 2 hours away. Would do this all the time.
 
Had a former girlfriend back in the day who was in the banking industry, and decided to take golf lessons at Miracle Hills to further her career prospects. Creepy instructor at Miracle Hills kept wrapping his arms around her from behind while trying to "adjust her stance", etc.

L finally turned and looked at him after the 2nd or 3rd attempt at creepy move and said, "Do you think this is REALLY going to help my golf game?"
The instructor cooly looked her in the eyes - with a gleam, I'm told - and replied, "Why do you think they call it Miracle Hills?"


When she regaled me with this story upon arriving home I was kinda pissed, but you gotta tip your hat to the creepy instructor for the "line". I suspect he had used it before.
 
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