Largest woman you've ever had sex with?

[lee_carvallo_12]

Brother Lee, I'm 99.99878363628831% sure that you're a kindred spirit ITT

Yes. And I found the lord.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

y'all need to find the lord.

thank you Lee , I’ve been monitoring this thread and am disgusted!!

 

[HuskerDocCo]

this thread REEKS of a bunch of men named Wally that had a haircut like a monk. why you no good fvckin dip shits I outta ban every one of you unless you repent for loving full backs

 

[Juro]

I definitely did some whale hunting in my college years.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

My wife.

On the contrary, She is also the smallest

Haha same

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Wouldn’t have hesitated to take a BJ from her in a car that night

Guessing you held the cards that night…all you had to do was tell her to do it.

 

[Pipe Line]

Guessing you held the cards that night…all you had to do was tell her to do it.

I'd say 95% chance based on what I remember

 

[Ext. 55]

Guessing you held the cards that night…all you had to do was tell her to do it.

Held all the cards with clean fingers no less…

 

[SoCal_Corn]

5' 10' girls softball player in college (no pics)

&

6' 1' f-buddy later in life many times

 

[Cookiemonster]

5' 10' girls softball player in college (no pics)

&

6' 1' f-buddy later in life many times

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Those are quite the fun bags. Congrats on the sex.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

5' 10' girls softball player in college (no pics)

&

6' 1' f-buddy later in life many times

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[TwinsRRUs]

5' 10' girls softball player in college (no pics)

&

6' 1' f-buddy later in life many times

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It's about damn time someone follows the rules in the thread!

Been reading and scrolling in disappointment! Lol

 

[HuskerDocCo]

5' 10' girls softball player in college (no pics)

&

6' 1' f-buddy later in life many times

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fun bump for the new tpbers

 

[HuskerDocCo]

thanks again @SoCal_Corn forthe spank bank material for our beloved posters..! No one says they play whack a mole with there peen more than tPBers!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Where has @Dble E been????? @Jim14510

 

[NTXHusker]

I think mine height wise probably only 5’9. Weight wise 215 but that girl could shlurp a concrete milkshake.

 

[Milo-of-Croton]

The heavier, homely girls are very appreciative to have somebody climb on top of them and generally, work harder to please. Let this be a lesson to you kids.

 

[ZJSARENOTFREE]

Banged out a Wesleyan Basketball Player when I was at UNL. She was 6’4 and had size 11 shoes. Not bad looking, but got it done. Kept thinking about Duece Bigalow. That’s a huge bitch! Especially when I’m 5’9”

 

[Jim14510]

Where has @Dble E been????? @Jim14510

I guess he's turned into a loser that doesn't tpb anymore. Probably find out he's got a meth addiction.

 

[V-Doub]

Solid topic fellas. This is the type of stuff that needs to be discussed even if the memories are painful for some…

Also, haven’t stabbed a fatty since my 20s. Had to cut’em out of my diet.