I had a buddy in college who was famous for the day-after line “she was a bigger gal, but cute face.” Said it after almost every girl he ploughed.
Me and a couple buddies were listening from the closet for one such encounter. He finished in about 4-5 pumps and then said to the girl, “you should go outside and smoke a cigarette to bring you down.”
Location - Kearney, NE