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June Recruiting 🍆 Thread

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Jul 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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  1. Seaofred92 Seaofred92
Presume for a moment God exists, definitionally he is omnipresent and transcends time, so his time doesn't get "spent" at all. There are no time trade-offs to speak of.

Matt Leblanc Whatever GIF
this supports the @BorWhiskey position
 
My issue is, why is He spending so much time with college football plans? It seems like there are a lot of other areas that need some planning, if I may be so bold.

Presume for a moment God exists, definitionally he is omnipresent and transcends time, so his time doesn't get "spent" at all. There are no time trade-offs to speak of.

Matt Leblanc Whatever GIF

Guys, let's keep this kind of talk over on the TPB Theological board, please.
 
"God's chosen"

#godsplan

Remember when it was God's plan to have Michigan cheat a shitload.

Or when he had that one guy get blown off the camera stand and die at ND?

Or when God planned to have that one kid get catfished in front of the whole country?
I remember trying to convince Mary Lou it was God’s plan we were both in the back seat of my dad’s Oldsmobile and she should not mess with biblical prophecy, and let me have my way with her. Mrs. Johnson, the cheerleading sponsor grabbed me viciously and pulled me out of the car. It was a car wash and Mary Lou was vacuuming out the back seat. The old hag kicked me out of the car wash, it was hard to explain to dad why only half the car had been washed when I got home. I told dad Mrs. Johnson put the moves on me and in protest I left. She was dad’s age, he thought she was hot apparently because he slapped the back of my head and called me an idiot. He drove down to the car wash.
 
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