Jordan Larson returns to NU as Cook's AC (1 Viewer)

[LoudHogRider]

My body is 36, but I'm actually 124. Every so often I just kidnap a young man, sedate him, and then put my consciousness inside of his body so I can live forever.

I've got a blood boy. Much simpler, and they're easier to replace.

 

[The Bearded One]

Rhule effect

Alberts effect

Cook effect

 

[NTXHusker]

I've got a blood boy. Much simpler, and they're easier to replace.

See I looked into getting a blood boy, but I hate needles, and every process I read on WikiHow involved needles and I was just like...naw, I think I'll summon some black magic instead. Yeah, every so often you have to go mutilate some sheep or sacrifice a virgin, but honestly...what else was I going to do on the weekends during the offseason?

 

[LoudHogRider]

See I looked into getting a blood boy, but I hate needles, and every process I read on WikiHow involved needles and I was just like...naw, I think I'll summon some black magic instead. Yeah, every so often you have to go mutilate some sheep or sacrifice a virgin, but honestly...what else was I going to do on the weekends during the offseason?

It's getting harder and harder to find a virgin to sacrifice these days. Dang kids. The volcano Gods are angry!

 

[BorWhiskey]

IYKYK

 

[HuskerDocCo]

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