Jordan Larson returns to NU as Cook's AC

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My body is 36, but I'm actually 124. Every so often I just kidnap a young man, sedate him, and then put my consciousness inside of his body so I can live forever.
I've got a blood boy. Much simpler, and they're easier to replace.
 
I've got a blood boy. Much simpler, and they're easier to replace.
See I looked into getting a blood boy, but I hate needles, and every process I read on WikiHow involved needles and I was just like...naw, I think I'll summon some black magic instead. Yeah, every so often you have to go mutilate some sheep or sacrifice a virgin, but honestly...what else was I going to do on the weekends during the offseason?
 
See I looked into getting a blood boy, but I hate needles, and every process I read on WikiHow involved needles and I was just like...naw, I think I'll summon some black magic instead. Yeah, every so often you have to go mutilate some sheep or sacrifice a virgin, but honestly...what else was I going to do on the weekends during the offseason?
It's getting harder and harder to find a virgin to sacrifice these days. Dang kids. The volcano Gods are angry!
 
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