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It’s Friday - Let’s Drink!

Had a couple 3-finger glasses of the Old Forester 1920 followed by some Amber Bock while I played cards with the future in-laws. Thank God they have gotten used to me after 5.5 years because I tend to be a tad abrasive (slightly more so while drinking), and I may have proposed on multiple occasions tonight how good an idea it would be for their sister to live with them until we get married in 2.5 months. I said I would gladly swap for my future brother-in-law until then, but it was not considered funny, and I really wasn’t kidding anyway...
 
Had a couple 3-finger glasses of the Old Forester 1920 followed by some Amber Bock while I played cards with the future in-laws. Thank God they have gotten used to me after 5.5 years because I tend to be a tad abrasive (slightly more so while drinking), and I may have proposed on multiple occasions tonight how good an idea it would be for their sister to live with them until we get married in 2.5 months. I said I would gladly swap for my future brother-in-law until then, but it was not considered funny, and I really wasn’t kidding anyway...
You offered to plow your future wife's sister?
 
Had a couple 3-finger glasses of the Old Forester 1920 followed by some Amber Bock while I played cards with the future in-laws. Thank God they have gotten used to me after 5.5 years because I tend to be a tad abrasive (slightly more so while drinking), and I may have proposed on multiple occasions tonight how good an idea it would be for their sister to live with them until we get married in 2.5 months. I said I would gladly swap for my future brother-in-law until then, but it was not considered funny, and I really wasn’t kidding anyway...
A “tad abrasive”....... 🤣 😍🤣😍🤣

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A “tad abrasive”....... 🤣 😍🤣😍🤣

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winking wink GIF by Jim Gaffigan
 
Not that I wouldn’t, but I did not... I offered my future wife to move in With her until we take the plunge. Will make it easier to not fuck until then, while also giving me a chance to have some sort of peace while her neuroses are going off the deep end as the plans come together.
Fuck me......sounds like my first marriage.

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Not that I wouldn’t, but I did not... I offered my future wife to move in With her until we take the plunge. Will make it easier to not fuck until then, while also giving me a chance to have some sort of peace while her neuroses are going off the deep end as the plans come together.
Ah. That makes good sense. Enjoy the last aloneness you'll ever have unless you're bad at marriage like @Elizabeth Reed
 
I am just over the wedding prep. All my shit is covered... got my gifts done, got my vows ready, got my cock ring calibrated... why the fuck does all this other shit keep getting put on me?!?!!!!!!
I have no idea. My wife just did it. I told her I don't have opinions. I won't have opinions and to take whoever she wants to plan things.
 
I am just over the wedding prep. All my shit is covered... got my gifts done, got my vows ready, got my cock ring calibrated... why the fuck does all this other shit keep getting put on me?!?!!!!!!
Welcome to wedded bliss, son...... 😍

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That’s harsh, Baron......I was a victim.

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The next time a divorced man did something wrong in his marriage will be the first time a divorced man did something wrong in his marriage.

I'm only seeking revenge because you probably molested me recently.

Also wouldn't be the first time someone concealed their crazy until after the wedding
 
I have no idea. My wife just did it. I told her I don't have opinions. I won't have opinions and to take whoever she wants to plan things.
The lack of capability she has to make decisions just baffles me. So much so that I am an absolute prick about the fact the decisions are made to seem near impossible
 
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