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I hate pretty much everything about Colorado except for the fly fishing. It's good fly fishing.

Tired of hearing about the mountains like they're significant to living in any way. "But the view is so nice." Who cares? Not this guy.

Buffalo's are lame animals. They're just a bad tasting cow.

Get less gas mileage in Colorado driving up and down.
 
I hate pretty much everything about Colorado except for the fly fishing. It's good fly fishing.

Tired of hearing about the mountains like they're significant to living in any way. "But the view is so nice." Who cares? Not this guy.

Buffalo's are lame animals. They're just a bad tasting cow.

Get less gas mileage in Colorado driving up and down.
Oh yeah that shit drives me crazy. “There’s nothing to do in Nebraska” says the people who live in the suburbs of Denver with literally the same shit to do here as suburbs of Omaha.
 
I, for one, do NOT hate dirty CU hippy chicks. They have their uses, and they're adept at spending time on their knees, whether they're gargling your balls whilst sliding their tiny little hands with dirty fingernails over your shaft or on their hairy legs with their ass in the air urging you to go harder whilst begging for your seed. My hazy memories of spending time near their campus perpetually violating their coeds reinforces my innate feelings of Husker domination for all things CU related. They're subservient cunts and need to be treated as such.
 
I, for one, do NOT hate dirty CU hippy chicks. They have their uses, and they're adept at spending time on their knees, whether they're gargling your balls whilst sliding their tiny little hands with dirty fingernails over your shaft or on their hairy legs with their ass in the air urging you to go harder whilst begging for your seed. My hazy memories of spending time near their campus perpetually violating their coeds reinforces my innate feelings of Husker domination for all things CU related. They're subservient cunts and need to be treated as such.
Cot dam
 
I hate pretty much everything about Colorado except for the fly fishing. It's good fly fishing.

Tired of hearing about the mountains like they're significant to living in any way. "But the view is so nice." Who cares? Not this guy.

Buffalo's are lame animals. They're just a bad tasting cow.

Get less gas mileage in Colorado driving up and down.
Montana has better fly fishing. Utah has better skiing. And the traffic on I70 sucks balls.
 


Cracked out harrison beck has a better grasp on this Deion hysteria than 99% of CFB fans that have suddenly started sucking his dick over night

I too am waiting for the post Oregon press conference, and the post USC press conference the week after
 
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