It’s Colorado hate week. Why do you hate the Cuckaloes? Do not hold back. Let the hate flow through you.
I first began my hatred when they beat us in 2001. My family had already moved to Colorado at that time, and I knew of zero kids in my class that were CU fans. But you fuckin guessed it, after the game suddenly EVERYONE was a CU fan and gave me shit constantly. I‘m guessing every single one of those kids suddenly liked the Broncos in 2015 too. Dumb fucks.
My hatred grew stronger when my dad and I went to the game in 2003. Solich was on the hot seat and I remember walking through Boulder and to our seats, CU fans were yelling and throwing shit at us and kept asking why I wasn’t on the team (I was 11). They were throwing the job section from the local newspaper at us to “help Frankie find a job.” I had only ever seen Nebraska fans and how they treat opposing fans so this was a shock. Of course we won that game so it was a good feeling after anyway. I’m sure all of those guys are now unemployed and homeless in San Francisco.
I also remember that year that they were pretty heavily favored but we whooped that ass like 30-3 and their student section threw trash on the field to stop the game. Bunch of grade-A douche nozzle fucksticks. Those kids are probably all river guide Boulder hippies now that haven’t showered since their CU days. Damn hippies.
By far the thing I hate most about CU, and fans of sports in Colorado in general, is that no one is a fan until they have a pulse. I’ve never seen a CU flag in my neighborhood, and suddenly now there’s like 5-6. Queers.
In summation, fuck CU. We will beat their ass again on Saturday and my neighborhood will once again be CU flag-free. We will see how many decide to skip their nature walk on Saturday to attend the game, but the good news is most of them haven’t seen a game live in 22 years and won’t really know what’s going on.