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I fucking hate potheads

Which is most Colorado fans
Well, who doesn't hate a pothead.

I'm talking about the soccer moms that would rather wake up in the morning without a hangover by taking a gummy vs. drinking a bottle of wine.
 
I read posts like this and wonder how many truly think this way, and how many are talking shit. i.e. being sarcastic about the hatred about legal THC.

I say this because in "conservative" Nebraska, I know for a fact that there are many parents that make the trip to CO or Missouri on the regular for their fix of gummies, weed and treats. And rarely talked about....or do as I say, not as I do.
I am being serious
 
WTH does this have to do with hating Colorado?

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It was an observation that I shared that clearly triggered.

Everything is so polarizing now-a-days. There are times that we're all able to get away from some of that rhetoric on this particular board. There are a fair amount of sarcasm on this board. Which I happen to appreciate to keep my sarcasm meter as tuned in as possible.
 
It was an observation that I shared that clearly triggered.

Everything is so polarizing now-a-days. There are times that we're all able to get away from some of that rhetoric on this particular board. There are a fair amount of sarcasm on this board. Which I happen to appreciate to keep my sarcasm meter as tuned in as possible.
Stick I can appreciate your pro-marijuana for soccer moms stance. But with all due respect

THIS THREAD IS FOR HATING ON THOSE HPPIE DOUCHE COLORADO FANS

Now snap out of it and start hating
 
I hate them because they exist.

Colorado is like Pakistan is to India. Created in the shadow as the antithesis of its much greater neighbor. The Puffs have defined their identity around an obsessive hatred of Nebraska.

They believe they started the downfall of our program in 2001. They also believe they started the downfall of the Scott Frost era when Adrian Martinez had his leg twisted in a dirty play.

Their fan base is lower than a cesspool angry mob. Probably the worst fair weather fans in the world.

I’m sure I’ll think of more reasons why I hate them so much and will edit this post as they come to me.
 
It’s Colorado hate week. Why do you hate the Cuckaloes? Do not hold back. Let the hate flow through you.

I first began my hatred when they beat us in 2001. My family had already moved to Colorado at that time, and I knew of zero kids in my class that were CU fans. But you fuckin guessed it, after the game suddenly EVERYONE was a CU fan and gave me shit constantly. I‘m guessing every single one of those kids suddenly liked the Broncos in 2015 too. Dumb fucks.

My hatred grew stronger when my dad and I went to the game in 2003. Solich was on the hot seat and I remember walking through Boulder and to our seats, CU fans were yelling and throwing shit at us and kept asking why I wasn’t on the team (I was 11). They were throwing the job section from the local newspaper at us to “help Frankie find a job.” I had only ever seen Nebraska fans and how they treat opposing fans so this was a shock. Of course we won that game so it was a good feeling after anyway. I’m sure all of those guys are now unemployed and homeless in San Francisco.

I also remember that year that they were pretty heavily favored but we whooped that ass like 30-3 and their student section threw trash on the field to stop the game. Bunch of grade-A douche nozzle fucksticks. Those kids are probably all river guide Boulder hippies now that haven’t showered since their CU days. Damn hippies.

By far the thing I hate most about CU, and fans of sports in Colorado in general, is that no one is a fan until they have a pulse. I’ve never seen a CU flag in my neighborhood, and suddenly now there’s like 5-6. Queers.

In summation, fuck CU. We will beat their ass again on Saturday and my neighborhood will once again be CU flag-free. We will see how many decide to skip their nature walk on Saturday to attend the game, but the good news is most of them haven’t seen a game live in 22 years and won’t really know what’s going on.

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Really started hating CU after they beat us 65-51 and the next day Callahan was fired. Their (later fired) coach Dan Hawkins used to trash-talk about NU all the time. Their lone NC was a fluke. Their retired coach McCartney had some respect for us and Osborne, though.
 
1. My wife went to CU. She was there in 2001. She doesn't give two shits about the team, even now that they are "good". Never watched the last two games our programs played each other in. Which all somehow makes it worse.

2. I hate how 2001 means more to them than the 1990 title. It's all they talk about, even to today. We've won like 70% of the games against them, and gone 6-6 against them since that 2001 game. They also are in the crew of believing NU is stuck in the 90s, yet, they are somehow stuck in 2001.

3. I'm really hating that they are getting to be the lone figure speaking publicly right now about this rivalry. Their talking about how mean the Nebraska fans were to them. Somehow they failed to mention about the piss bags they've lobbed at our fans, or the long-running celebration of Berringer's death. They were jealous of our success, handled it like spoiled brats, and went crying to their message boards or any media that would listen about how we fought back.

4. Fuck off Mr. Deion Sanders. I never liked him in the NFL. I hate flamboyant, look at me, people. Hate them even more when they are actually good. His immediate success at Boulder just compounds all my feelings about our own program.
 
Fun Fact: I had a blowgun and a picture of Gary Barnett's face that I used to shoot darts at when I was 11 after the 2001 game. Hashtag Never Forget.
I forgot about that asshat. Wasn’t Skippy there too. Another asshat. Should rename the team Colorado Asshats.
 
I’ve never hated the CUnts as much as Texas, Oklahoma, Cockeye state and Missouri.

But they can still eat a hot sweaty fart.
 
My hate grew when I moved from Colorado to Neb for college. I started hanging out with real college football fans and when we played them and they hung 62 on us and to see the smirk on the coaches face was ultimate punch me in the gut look you could ever get plus half of my family are Cuckalos fans
 
My hate started as a kid in 1986 when my Dad took my Brother and I to the game in Boulder. It was their first win vs NU in decades. When we got to the stadium it was about 50% full with 80% of that being NU fans. In the second half when they saw they were winning, they let everyone squeeze in and their fans were absolute trash. I'm just a kid and getting called all types of shit. I thought my Dad was going to fight someone.

Promise Keeper McCartney started this diabolical hatred of NU that permeates the program. Always beware of the hypocritical religious nut job that strives to create a following.
 
I'm about your age and the first game I can recall vividly to this day was that 2001 Colorado game. It was a surreal feeling, like I was watching the wrong team or something. Some imposters dressed in red, not us. I'm Nebraskan but was actually in Fort Collins when we played that game which probably made it worse.

I remember watching the BCS selection show the week after and it being down to us and Oregon for who was going to go get wrecked by Miami. Amazing in retrospect we lost by like 30-40 points and stayed at #2 lol

By the way Cockeye is no replacement for Colorado. It's just not the same. Cockeye fans are shit but they're not near the level of Colorado. And culturally they are much more similar to us than Colorado's fan base. Hope we can keep playing and most importantly beating them on a fairly regular basis.
I couldn't understand it and couldn't see it at the time, but we were way over matched against Miami. Watching old videos every now and then, not even remotely close.

I will always die on the hill that we belong in the Big 12 and not the Big 10. It'll always feel manufactured. Not as much as of the last year so anymore, but prior to that. Big 12 will always feel like home and these random old rivalries will always feel like home. Cockeye is about the only one that feels somewhat natural. I can live with that one. These ones with Colorado will always feel different in a great way. Natural hate.
 
I read posts like this and wonder how many truly think this way, and how many are talking shit. i.e. being sarcastic about the hatred about legal THC.

I say this because in "conservative" Nebraska, I know for a fact that there are many parents that make the trip to CO or Missouri on the regular for their fix of gummies, weed and treats. And rarely talked about....or do as I say, not as I do.
One of my best friends is a regular dabbler in the Mary Jane. Me and my best friend aren't fans of it, and he knows it. But it's fine. Other than that, yeah I have a legitimate dislike for people who smoke weed or eat edibles or whatever and I will not hang out with people who choose to do so.
 
2001 I was 12 and a huge cfb fan for several years at that point. For some reason I just always hated them. Just the way broadcast teams would slob on them over us. Made us always feel like the underdog which made no sense.

Their small but trashy fan base def doesn’t help their case. I’ve hated everything Colorado most of my life. The broncos started that for me.

TLDR: fuck Colorado. They are a bunch of nasty herp infested turds.
 
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