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It’s Colorado hate week. Why do you hate the Cuckaloes? Do not hold back. Let the hate flow through you.

I first began my hatred when they beat us in 2001. My family had already moved to Colorado at that time, and I knew of zero kids in my class that were CU fans. But you fuckin guessed it, after the game suddenly EVERYONE was a CU fan and gave me shit constantly. I‘m guessing every single one of those kids suddenly liked the Broncos in 2015 too. Dumb fucks.

My hatred grew stronger when my dad and I went to the game in 2003. Solich was on the hot seat and I remember walking through Boulder and to our seats, CU fans were yelling and throwing shit at us and kept asking why I wasn’t on the team (I was 11). They were throwing the job section from the local newspaper at us to “help Frankie find a job.” I had only ever seen Nebraska fans and how they treat opposing fans so this was a shock. Of course we won that game so it was a good feeling after anyway. I’m sure all of those guys are now unemployed and homeless in San Francisco.

I also remember that year that they were pretty heavily favored but we whooped that ass like 30-3 and their student section threw trash on the field to stop the game. Bunch of grade-A douche nozzle fucksticks. Those kids are probably all river guide Boulder hippies now that haven’t showered since their CU days. Damn hippies.

By far the thing I hate most about CU, and fans of sports in Colorado in general, is that no one is a fan until they have a pulse. I’ve never seen a CU flag in my neighborhood, and suddenly now there’s like 5-6. Queers.

In summation, fuck CU. We will beat their ass again on Saturday and my neighborhood will once again be CU flag-free. We will see how many decide to skip their nature walk on Saturday to attend the game, but the good news is most of them haven’t seen a game live in 22 years and won’t really know what’s going on.

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A little deeper for me. It's a couple teams wrapped in one, but it is including Colorado. Growing up, Nebraska Football was this massive pedestal and cathedral built into my DNA and into my head. We're just better than you and we know it. I'm a December of 92 baby, so my earliest memories are pieces of that 01 season. I know many people say the downfall of Nebraska Football started on that day in Boulder in 01. "The day the Blackshirts were no longer impenetrable" is how I've seen it written before, and how it has always stuck with me. I don't remember that day, but I've seen countless videos and articles. The day that that cathedral, in my mind, began to crumble. It's really three teams for me that makes my blood boil deep down, and that is Colorado, Oklahoma, and Texas.


But, on this week alone. Fuck Colorado and all who associate with them.
 
My hate started in 1986 when they beat us for the first time in forever. Their fans then went through this period of delusion, after slightly less than a handful of wins against us.

So really it comes down to Bill McCartney (being a dickhead from my perspective), their fans being delusional, trashy and band waggoneers. Basically just a fan base that was jealous, so their only creative way they dealt with it is because they're trash without loyalty to anything except winning.

On a personal note, it used to drive me crazy how Woody Paige would write condescending blogs/articles about the Nebraska fan base. As I've gotten older, I don't pay attention to personal attacks on our fanbase; as I've realized Woody and those types are trying to make our fanbase look bad. Which isn't that difficult to do when you take personal shots of painting us as hillbillies.

That's why I took so much pleasure in them having to run back to the Big 12. They were so arrogant about the move to the elite and liberal Pac-12 a few years ago. Insinuating that it was a conference that much better aligned with their thought processes, and with academics that were superior to the Plains States members of the Big 12. Probably why I sort of look at the B1G with disdain as well. They've always painted themselves as more elite, while their members are routinely getting in trouble for weird ass shit.
 
A little deeper for me. It's a couple teams wrapped in one, but it is including Colorado. Growing up, Nebraska Football was this massive pedestal and cathedral built into my DNA and into my head. We're just better than you and we know it. I'm a December of 92 baby, so my earliest memories are pieces of that 01 season. I know many people say the downfall of Nebraska Football started on that day in Boulder in 01. "The day the Blackshirts were no longer impenetrable" is how I've seen it written before, and how it has always stuck with me. I don't remember that day, but I've seen countless videos and articles. The day that that cathedral, in my mind, began to crumble. It's really three teams for me that makes my blood boil deep down, and that is Colorado, Oklahoma, and Texas.


But, on this week alone. Fuck Colorado and all who associate with them.
I'm about your age and the first game I can recall vividly to this day was that 2001 Colorado game. It was a surreal feeling, like I was watching the wrong team or something. Some imposters dressed in red and white, not us. I'm Nebraskan but was actually in Fort Collins when we played that game which probably made it worse.

I remember watching the BCS selection show the week after and it being down to us and Oregon for who was going to go get wrecked by Miami. Amazing in retrospect we lost by like 30-40 points and stayed at #2 lol

By the way Cockeye is no replacement for Colorado. It's just not the same. Cockeye fans are shit but they're not near the level of Colorado. And culturally they are much more similar to us than Colorado's fan base. Hope we can keep playing and most importantly beating them on a fairly regular basis.
 
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I hate Colorado because of the obvious but also those hippie fuck use their own shit as lube to jack off with. You may be asking yourself why they would do that it because they say it's better for the environment than KY lube and they're hippie fucks.
 
A loss to Colorado in 1989 was the first Husker loss I ever cried about. Screw the Buffaloes.

Screw their completely fake 1990 national title.

Kordell Stewart was their only good quarterback, and he was probably a faggit.

Their trashy student section gets kicked out of their own games.

The only thing that garbage team is known for is an officiating error and an infomercial coach.

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2001. The game that changed it all. We had it all. We were on top of the world. And Colorado selfishly destroyed it. We were going to win it all for the entire conference, and Colorado couldn't accept that.

We took it easy on them at first, thinking we had an understanding that this was just going to be a warm up for the conference championship, but they had other, more nefarious plans.

I dont remember much about the game itself. In fact, I couldn't name a single player from that Colorado team, which only intensifies my hatred. I just know, we came away with a program crumbling L.

And then, over the years, things got worse. They drew in the hippies with their legalization of the devils lettuce. Then Peyton Manning. And now, the icing on the cake, the final straw: Deion Sanders. They've leaned in to their lawless, sell-your-soul image by hiring the flashy man. His two years there may be the only joy in an otherwise gray world for Coloradans. And I'll hate them every. single. second.
 
I was a yuuuge cfb fan from as far back as I can remember. One year at school I think in like first grade we got to draw what we wanted and I drew the helmets of the teams we lost to that year and wrote "I hate Colorado, I hate Washington" etc etc. My teacher wasn't happy. Shit that had to have been what, like 1991?
 
Marijuana is legal there. Makes me hate the state. Shit is from the devil. I do like visiting their mountains tho.

I read posts like this and wonder how many truly think this way, and how many are talking shit. i.e. being sarcastic about the hatred about legal THC.

I say this because in "conservative" Nebraska, I know for a fact that there are many parents that make the trip to CO or Missouri on the regular for their fix of gummies, weed and treats. And rarely talked about....or do as I say, not as I do.
 
I read posts like this and wonder how many truly think this way, and how many are talking shit. i.e. being sarcastic about the hatred about legal THC.

I say this because in "conservative" Nebraska, I know for a fact that there are many parents that make the trip to CO or Missouri on the regular for their fix of gummies, weed and treats. And rarely talked about....or do as I say, not as I do.
I fucking hate potheads

Which is most Colorado fans
 
I read posts like this and wonder how many truly think this way, and how many are talking shit. i.e. being sarcastic about the hatred about legal THC.

I say this because in "conservative" Nebraska, I know for a fact that there are many parents that make the trip to CO or Missouri on the regular for their fix of gummies, weed and treats. And rarely talked about....or do as I say, not as I do.
WTH does this have to do with hating Colorado?

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