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Hypothetical

Season outlook

  • More Optimistic

    Votes: 18 45.0%
  • Buffalo must suck really bad

    Votes: 22 55.0%

  • Total voters
    40
  • Poll closed .

Jim14510

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If we crushed Buffalo tomorrow would that make you more optimistic about the season or just make you think Buffalo sucks? Write ins of things like:

Doesn't matter isn't going to happen
We still suck
If it happens it will be despite our coaching
Fuck you opee
Drink bleach
Etc

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Cockeye sucks
Cockeye fans suck
Peepants Fleck sucks dick
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If we win by 21 or more points, 99.99999999% of Nebraska fans will be like "that win doesn't count bc Buffalo must really suck." Then for Oklahoma week, Husker fans will be like "we're really 0-1 on the season, bc we played 2 games that don't count."

You have to understand Nebraska fan: games only truly 'count' if we lose them. If we win, there was probably some extenuating circumstances that led us to accidentally beat someone. Husker fans are very pleasant, normal people.
 
Cockeyes sucks BUT this should be a W regardless and will do nothing to assuage my fears of having a shit season if we win (even convincingly)
 
21+ Point wins can’t melt these steel beams


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Cockeyes sucks BUT this should be a W regardless and will do nothing to assuage my fears of having a shit season if we win (even convincingly)
I get that. I think it would make me slightly more optimistic if we put 2 games in a row together though.
 
Depends how we win. If our o-line looks like shit again then I’m not optimistic
I mean they can't really look like shit and us crush them. I suppose it's possible but the point is that we look good beating them
 
I mean they can't really look like shit and us crush them. I suppose it's possible but the point is that we look good beating them
I can see us winning by 21 and our line running around like retards half the game
 
I mean they can't really look like shit and us crush them. I suppose it's possible but the point is that we look good beating them
It could happen if our defense created a lot of turnovers and short fields. I wish our offense would step it up because it would make our defense look much better in the end. It’s a lot easier playing with a lead if you’re a defense. This is the defense we had hoped for when Frost was hired which is solid. It’s too bad Frost can’t hold up his end.
 
Buffalo is a decent MAC team, so a big win over them means a lot more than Fordham. It means we could win a couple B!G games at the very least which is more than the 0 to1 games I projected them to win after the ILL game
 
Half of fan base will say it’s just Buffalo and we still suck. Other half will proclaim “We’re Back!” and order a ton of Beef Jergy merch.
The sense I get from most Husker fans is we suck period. I don’t see this game moving the needle unless it’s a loss.
 
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