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Breaking Huskers vs Fat Berts Official IGT

Any discussion of lowball base salaries and “incentive oriented” contracts died on the field today. Unless Turd has his guy locked down already, it will be mandatory to put together a package for our top candidates that will absolutely “blow their hair back”.

It sucks fully engorged donkey dicks, but we are going to have to BUY our way back to relevance. The program is on its knees, gasping for air, and needs a savior. STAT!
 
AM did not play, the backup that played last week vs TCU started. They can actually throw the ball and it's allowing Vaughn a ton of open holes.
Jesus I didn't realize it was AM backup today. I literally only saw the score at times during the neb illi game
 
Exactly I am firmly with @Poor_and_Stupid on the don’t buy the hype bandwagon. We are damn near rock bottom and it is going to take some incredibly good coaching to get us to a point where we aren’t hot garbage.
I feel as though I’ve reached peak apathy. (Somehow surpassing levels reached after losses to northwestern and Georgia southern)

I’ve lost all excitement for this coaching search. I’m convinced even if we “hit a home run” that coach will still shit the bed regardless of who it is. This whole decade has felt like massive troll that is setting us up with gut punch after gut punch.

Look at the rest of Western division. Since we’ve arrived in this conference, perennial punching bags have made successful hire after successful hire. I’m sure many have drawn parallels to how Wisconsin fired an otherwise successful coach. Many of us are salivating at the idea of them making a flop hire like we’ve done so many times, but it’s guaranteed they will find someone that’s an upgrade in every way. Meanwhile we will be drowning in our own shit, piss, and cum. It doesn’t feel real at this point. It feels like it has been set up. Predetermined to be as painful as possible. I’m done letting it hurt me. Whatever sick entity is getting pleasure from this won’t be satiated by me any longer.
 
I feel as though I’ve reached peak apathy. (Somehow surpassing levels reached after losses to northwestern and Georgia southern)

I’ve lost all excitement for this coaching search. I’m convinced even if we “hit a home run” that coach will still shit the bed regardless of who it is. This whole decade has felt like massive troll that is setting us up with gut punch after gut punch.

Look at the rest of Western division. Since we’ve arrived in this conference, perennial punching bags have made successful hire after successful hire. I’m sure many have drawn parallels to how Wisconsin fired an otherwise successful coach. Many of us are salivating at the idea of them making a flop hire like we’ve done so many times, but it’s guaranteed they will find someone that’s an upgrade in every way. Meanwhile we will be drowning in our own shit, piss, and cum. It doesn’t feel real at this point. It feels like it has been set up. Predetermined to be as painful as possible. I’m done letting it hurt me. Whatever sick entity is getting pleasure from this won’t be satiated by me any longer.
Yeah, but you’re poor and stupid.
 
I feel as though I’ve reached peak apathy. (Somehow surpassing levels reached after losses to northwestern and Georgia southern)

I’ve lost all excitement for this coaching search. I’m convinced even if we “hit a home run” that coach will still shit the bed regardless of who it is. This whole decade has felt like massive troll that is setting us up with gut punch after gut punch.

Look at the rest of Western division. Since we’ve arrived in this conference, perennial punching bags have made successful hire after successful hire. I’m sure many have drawn parallels to how Wisconsin fired an otherwise successful coach. Many of us are salivating at the idea of them making a flop hire like we’ve done so many times, but it’s guaranteed they will find someone that’s an upgrade in every way. Meanwhile we will be drowning in our own shit, piss, and cum. It doesn’t feel real at this point. It feels like it has been set up. Predetermined to be as painful as possible. I’m done letting it hurt me. Whatever sick entity is getting pleasure from this won’t be satiated by me any longer.
I couldn’t have summed it up better myself…existence is pain as a husker fan. FML
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