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How do you know when your lady is MAF.....???

She will start cleaning obsessively

I get to deal with this one too. And she will play music from one of the rather large blue tooth speakers I have bought her really, really loud while cleaning (and how damn much cleaning does one room need??).... and often the same song over and over for hours. She will even start singing the words (it is always one of those types of songs women love when they are pissed and/or bitchy) while she has the song cranked... for hours... while cleaning like mad.

Ooooh, you really got me on the mad cleaning, woman!
 
My wife will say nothing. I'll try and talk to her and she will say nothing or maybe a couple words. Then when I ask what's wrong she says she's fine. Obviously she's not fine. She will test me to see if I can read her goddamn mind and figure it out. I basically never do, so then after an hour she will finally tell me.
 
My wife will say nothing. I'll try and talk to her and she will say nothing or maybe a couple words. Then when I ask what's wrong she says she's fine. Obviously she's not fine. She will test me to see if I can read her goddamn mind and figure it out. I basically never do, so then after an hour she will finally tell me.
It’s okay Larry. No mater what you and I’ll be stupid sumbitchs
 
Mine will do dishes really loud. CLANG CLANG CLANGITY CLANG....she's up there now making a ton of noise while I am trying to chill....

Before any of you beta's start...our deal is I cook, she cleans....

What is your sign your lady is pissed....
She will start cleaning obsessively
Everything she does become heavily exaggerated... Sighs loudly, walking turns to a mild stomp, doors slam, cabinets slam, etc....
Didn’t realize that Mrs. Bomber has three twin sisters. The “being LOUD” thing is so dumb and childish that I start laughing at some point and mocking her by pointing out that she needs to slam that door, or drawer, a little harder.

The obsessive cleaning involves things that usually are not part of her regular cleaning routine. Things like the china hutch where all the fancy little figurine thingys are. Or even the shelves in the kitchen where the seldom-used kitchen equipment or other gadgets are kept.

The final sign that things ain’t good in BomberLand is that she’ll sleep as far away from me as possible in our king-sized bed. “She is making a statement, by god”.

We’ll be married 30 yrs this coming Labor Day weekend and I’ve long since quit worrying about her show of Pissoffedness.

I just mix up another Gin Mule and fondly remember the days when @RedSeaRising would join me for Happy Hour at Bomber Financial Services for some 16 ounce Silver Bullets.
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She starts making condescending remarks, and tries to twist what I'm saying into something different.

And becomes passive aggressive.

Funny you should mention - this exact thing happened here last night.

She's all worked up about the neighbor kid having head-lice.
She is absolutely losing her mind over it. Like for real.
She's generally pretty level headed, but ticks or lice send her to her dark place.

There was some brown stuff in one of my kid's hair and she started losing it.
I said, "It's probably just dirt."
You'd think I had called her a raving lunatic for the response I got.

Thanks for being here for me boys.
 
This one is recent, but it never fails and I always laugh to myself because here it comes. We'll have a disagreement about something and she'll call me "dude." When she refers to me as "dude"....

There's A Storm Coming GIFs | Tenor
 
My wife will say nothing. I'll try and talk to her and she will say nothing or maybe a couple words. Then when I ask what's wrong she says she's fine. Obviously she's not fine. She will test me to see if I can read her goddamn mind and figure it out. I basically never do, so then after an hour she will finally tell me.
Mine plays the silent game also. When I ask if something is wrong or bothering her, it's "I'm fine". She actually has a way of holding her mouth in kind of a pouting grimace which is a dead give away. She has great lips and facial structure, but when she is upset at something, she can't poker face it at all. Well, not with me. She can put on a happy face around others damn well.

I often don't even ask anymore WTF is wrong... as I basically never get an answer. Sometimes, if it goes on long enough, I push hard enough to get some squirley BS reason for what was wrong, but never a straight answer.

This passive/aggressive bullshit is hard for me to deal with. I am an open person and believe/know honest (for the most part, there are just some things you can't/shouldn't say to a woman) communication is key. She is a holder - holds it all in, but still expects me to read her mind about whatever the fuck is bothering her. I don't know if it's me, or one of the crazies in her family, or something at her work, etc. I rarely, if ever, find out WTF her issue(s) are/were. Just fucking tell me, I don't have a crystal ball and can't mind read like some vegas strip hooey balooey actor. I'm not trying to shake her down, I just want to know what the issue is that is bothering her so much. Talk about lack of emotional intelligence or emotional maturity.
 
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