How do you know when your lady is MAF.....???

[Dble E]

Mine will do dishes really loud. CLANG CLANG CLANGITY CLANG....she's up there now making a ton of noise while I am trying to chill....

Before any of you beta's start...our deal is I cook, she cleans....

What is your sign your lady is pissed....

 

[Tyneb23]

When I constantly ask for sex and get it 1x a week. Maybe 2x if im lucky but then I keep asking anyway. Then I get this mean squinty eye look

 

[huskermack]

Mine gives me a firm look and doesn't say a word.
That's when I know it'll be weeks before we get back to "normal."

 

[Dble E]

Mine gives me a firm look and doesn't say a word.
That's when I know it'll be weeks before we get back to "normal."

My wife will usually not take a week. 24 hours at most.

 

[vailhusker]

My wife usually gives me the silent treatment or when she does talk to me, she overemphasizes my name like Ok VAIL, then when I finally tell her she needs to quit it usually gets worse. She's Latinia though and she hasn't burnt down the house or blown up my car yet, so I think things are still going pretty well.

 

[Jim14510]

"We need to talk"

 

[huskermack]

My wife will usually not take a week. 24 hours at most.

My wife takes my offenses very seriously.

 

[Ext. 55]

When you carry around an articulating 9lb hammer in your pants, I’ve found she’s able to be mad for about 24rs before she has to come back hat in hand asking for another carnival ride.

 

[hothouse_corn]

"We need to talk"

Four scariest words in the hothouse dialect.

 

[Cash68847]

My wife usually gives me the silent treatment or when she does talk to me, she overemphasizes my name like Ok VAIL, then when I finally tell her she needs to quit it usually gets worse. She's Latinia though and she hasn't burnt down the house or blown up my car yet, so I think things are still going pretty well.

I like the the silent treatment myself. Most crazy latinas I’ve known get violent and cause damage.

 

[pigsonthewing]

It typically starts with the SIGN language, which to my ears sounds like the adults in the old peanuts cartoons.

 

[Pipe Line]

"We need to talk"

“Can I ask you something” no, you cannot

 

[God is a Husker]

She stops speaking English.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

She will start cleaning obsessively

 

[Jim14510]

My wife usually gives me the silent treatment or when she does talk to me, she overemphasizes my name like Ok VAIL, then when I finally tell her she needs to quit it usually gets worse. She's Latinia though and she hasn't burnt down the house or blown up my car yet, so I think things are still going pretty well.

Unfortunately I cured my wife of the silent treatment. I just went on like normal pretending not to notice. Wish I could go back in time and try to prolong that one.

 

[Jim14510]

She will start cleaning obsessively

Cured her of that one too. Hint: don't go in the other room and watch TV. Either find a reason to leave or nonchalantly help clean.

 

[hothouse_corn]

When you carry around an articulating 9lb hammer in your pants, I’ve found she’s able to be mad for about 24rs before she has to come back hat in hand asking for another carnival ride.

That hammer's just gonna stretch your junk out so it's long, thin, and weird looking. Don't ask how I know.

With either "we need to talk" or "can I ask you a question," it can be anything from benign to "remember that thing your grandmother said to me on Dec 26, 2011? Well, I do, and it's been bothering me again so I don't want to go to Christmas at her house, even though it's April eleven years later." And everywhere in between.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

What would she be mad about? I’m awesome.

 

[Jim14510]

That hammer's just gonna stretch your junk out so it's long, thin, and weird looking. Don't ask how I know.

With either "we need to talk" or "can I ask you a question," it can be anything from benign to "remember that thing your grandmother said to me on Dec 26, 2011? Well, I do, and it's been bothering me again so I don't want to go to Christmas at her house, even though it's April eleven years later." And everywhere in between.

"So first of all I wasn't snooping on your phone but I came across this text that you went to lunch with friends 3 weeks ago."

Yeah?

"Well that's the same day that you told me you couldn't pick up Amelia because you were too busy even though I had to run here, here and here that day."

Glad we cleared up that mystery. I was busy having lunch with my friends.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Everything she does become heavily exaggerated... Sighs loudly, walking turns to a mild stomp, doors slam, cabinets slam, etc....