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Heavy pouring tonight

I’m mostly English on my Paternal side. They primarily hailed from Yorkshire, but from there they spun out to the US, Canada and New Zealand. Might be an Aussie in there as well.
I’m pretty much entirely English and Welsh. 3/4 grandparents were born with traditional English last names and the other a traditional Welsh name. For a while it was thought that we had some Cherokee blood as well from a couple generations back but my aunt’s DNA test proved that to be untrue.
 
Do not go to India is the advice anybody who has been there will tell you.

Best place I’ve been is certain countries in Africa. Malawi, Zambia, Botswana, Kenya, South Africa, Tanzania (in this order) now that is the Bush. Made this Sandhills Nebraska boy feel right at home.
If you’re gonna go to India, do it on a work trip. Having a driver in a nice car, staying in bad ass hotels, all the young girls wanting to take selfies with you like you’re a Jonas brother, and having people do choreographed dance numbers when you walk into their workspace is worth the experience and you’re mostly indoors/out of the disgusting heat.
I never eat McDonalds here, but definitelly had a weeks worth of chicken nuggets while I was there,,
Did you try Dominos’ tandoori chicken pizza? Shit is delicious.
 
If you’re gonna go to India, do it on a work trip. Having a driver in a nice car, staying in bad ass hotels, all the young girls wanting to take selfies with you like you’re a Jonas brother, and having people do choreographed dance numbers when you walk into their workspace is worth the experience and you’re mostly indoors/out of the disgusting heat.

Did you try Dominos’ tandoori chicken pizza? Shit is delicious.


if you have got your dick sucked by an Indian girl more than me i'm gonna be sad


PS: been with my wife since 2011 and the # of times I've got head from her is single digits
 
if you have got your dick sucked by an Indian girl more than me i'm gonna be sad


PS: been with my wife since 2011 and the # of times I've got head from her is single digits
I have never been with an Indian girl. Was already living with my wife when I went there the first time.
 
if you have got your dick sucked by an Indian girl more than me i'm gonna be sad


PS: been with my wife since 2011 and the # of times I've got head from her is single digits
My wife still owes me in excess of 44,000 blow jobs from a lost wager playing backgammon in the early days of our marriage. I'm sad to report that I have concluded that particular debt will never be settled.

The rest of the marriage is working fine, though. We celebrate 30 years together on Tuesday, with an Alaskan cruise forthcoming to commemorate the milestone anniversary.
 
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My wife still owes me in excess of 44,000 blow jobs from a lost wager playing backgammon in the early days of our marriage. I'm sad to report that I have concluded that particular debt will never be settled.

The rest of the marriage is working fine, though. We celebrate 30 years together on Tuesday, with an Alaskan cruise forthcoming to commemorate the milestone anniversary.
The old “I’ll suck your dick every day” promise, eh?

Classic.
 
The old “I’ll suck your dick every day” promise, eh?

Classic.
Oh, no. Do the math. Even at the time the bet was made, it would have been essentially a non-stop hummerfest until I ran out of days. Dan Bilzerian, Wilt Chamberlain and Tiger Woods combined haven't had 44,000 blow jobs.
 
Oh, no. Do the math. Even at the time the bet was made, it would have been essentially a non-stop hummerfest until I ran out of days. Dan Bilzerian, Wilt Chamberlain and Tiger Woods combined haven't had 44,000 blow jobs.
4x per day?! Gotta say even you couldn’t have ever believed there was good faith behind that wager.
 
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