Has your wife caught you watching pron?

[God is a Husker]

Oh and my wife would not approve of porn. She’s a smart, educated doctor—I just can’t imagine she actually believes I don’t.

Wow I don’t even need to post cuz this is basically what I was gonna say except I’d probably have worked in a run the damn ball reference in somehow



Well done

 

[MtnHusker]

When I lived in Vail we would have all kinds of friends visiting crashing at our place. We had one of those Pirated Cable Boxes so we got the Porno Channels. I generally was the last one home at night and if I found a woman or women crashing on our couches I would turn the TV to a Porno Channel. And then hide the Remote Control so they couldn't shut it off or change the channels. Mornings were always interesting when they would wake up hung over and think they fell asleep watching porn, and couldn't turn it off.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

When I lived in Vail we would have all kinds of friends visiting crashing at our place. We had one of those Pirated Cable Boxes so we got the Porno Channels. I generally was the last one home at night and if I found a woman or women crashing on our couches I would turn the TV to a Porno Channel. And then hide the Remote Control so they couldn't shut it off or change the channels. Mornings were always interesting when they would wake up hung over and think they fell asleep watching porn, and couldn't turn it off.

That's really fuckin funny

 

[BushAK]

We make porn.

We need to get a beer when my basketball season over…totally unrelated to porn probably

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

@B1G_10_Tony - tell about the time you recorded a biker porn over your dad’s favorite movie and he popped it in and when you heard motorcycles revving you headed for cover.

I don’t want to talk about it

 

[dsbigred1]

Saw this thread on tMB and thought we needed to discuss this as well. Has she ever caught you? Would she be mad?

Mine has not but would probably not approve if she did

Does a bear shit In the woods?..

 

[Blackshirts44]

I mean we watch it together so

We’ve tried this a few times. I enjoy it obviously, she thinks it’s awkward. Which is weird bc I know she watches it by herself also. Needless to say we keep our porn watching separate now

 

[Husker_in_OK]

About 8 years ago, on a late night work migration meeting call, somebody had forgot to hit the mute button on the call, as they clearly had porn going on in the background. The conference leader handled it like a pro and said "there seems to be some noise coming from somebody, could you please mute your line?" 😀

 

[MtnHusker]

That's really fuckin funny

And that Porn on the TV Trick evolved into a monster over the years. We started reversing the batteries in the remote and putting it in their hand when they were passed out. later we got a different remote that we out in their hands and they didn't know the difference. Next step was we got a Remote Control Fart Machine that we put in the Fire Place. Would use that to wake them up and if multiple people were passed out on our couches it was funny cuz they would blame each other. We'd wake them up with the farts and then they would hear the moaning on TV. We'd come out to calling them pervs for watching porn so early in the morning. And then would sit down and watch with them while critiquing the moves in the movies, just to make them feel more uncomfortable while they fumbled with the Remote Control to try to shut it off.

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[Jim14510]

When I lived in Vail we would have all kinds of friends visiting crashing at our place. We had one of those Pirated Cable Boxes so we got the Porno Channels. I generally was the last one home at night and if I found a woman or women crashing on our couches I would turn the TV to a Porno Channel. And then hide the Remote Control so they couldn't shut it off or change the channels. Mornings were always interesting when they would wake up hung over and think they fell asleep watching porn, and couldn't turn it off.

I did that at a friend's house but with gay porn. He passed out on the couch so we turned it on right before we left and hid the remote.

 

[MtnHusker]

I did that at a friend's house but with gay porn. He passed out on the couch so we turned it on right before we left and hid the remote.

Thats awesome. I'm embarrassed we didn't think of that. Not that they had Gay Porn on cable TV back in the 90's.

Back in the day I helped run a famous Italian Mob Restaurant in Chicago, Carmine's on Rush St. Had a bunch of Serbian Servers and they hated gay men. As they often said "We kill Faggots in our country". These were big macho mean men who grew up fighting wars and fighting each other. Well there was this old Cross Dresser who use to come in the restaurant a couple times a month. he looked like the character Drew Carey's brother played on his show. Beer gut, tall, balding...... and he wore old ladies style clothes. Dressed like a fucking grandma. My Serbian Servers hated waiting on him but he did tip well. I would pick up the check from the table when he left and write notes on the credit card slip before I handed it to them. I'd leave notes like:

"Hi Nikola, I could look into your eyes all day and felt we had a special connection. Call me." followed by some made up phone number. Nikola grabbed the check, read the note and said "I'm going to kill that fucking faggot..." and started walking rapidly towards the door. I was ready and intercepted him, played him a bit longer and then finally told him I wrote that and was fucking with him. He seriously would have ran after that guy and beat on him.

Nikola was all about partying and not afraid of Hookers & Blow. Made lots of money and spent it all, just like many of his countrymen that worked with us. When I talked to him about this he said he lives the way he does because growing up Death was everywhere. At age 12 he would grab a cooler of beer and hard drugs to go party with friends on their apartment rooftop while Missiles flew over them blowing up buildings sometimes less than a couple hundred yards away. That was during the Bosnian/Yugoslavian Wars. Truly they were in YOLO Mode as they saw friends and relatives die in blasts. They figured if a missile was going to hit their apartment building why hide in the basement of the building and get crushed by the rubble. Every night was a party, and maybe their last.

 

[HCFord1]

Thats awesome. I'm embarrassed we didn't think of that. Not that they had Gay Porn on cable TV back in the 90's.

Back in the day I helped run a famous Italian Mob Restaurant in Chicago, Carmine's on Rush St. Had a bunch of Serbian Servers and they hated gay men. As they often said "We kill Faggots in our country". These were big macho mean men who grew up fighting wars and fighting each other. Well there was this old Cross Dresser who use to come in the restaurant a couple times a month. he looked like the character Drew Carey's brother played on his show. Beer gut, tall, balding...... and he wore old ladies style clothes. Dressed like a fucking grandma. My Serbian Servers hated waiting on him but he did tip well. I would pick up the check from the table when he left and write notes on the credit card slip before I handed it to them. I'd leave notes like:

"Hi Nikola, I could look into your eyes all day and felt we had a special connection. Call me." followed by some made up phone number. Nikola grabbed the check, read the note and said "I'm going to kill that fucking faggot..." and started walking rapidly towards the door. I was ready and intercepted him, played him a bit longer and then finally told him I wrote that and was fucking with him. He seriously would have ran after that guy and beat on him.

Nikola was all about partying and not afraid of Hookers & Blow. Made lots of money and spent it all, just like many of his countrymen that worked with us. When I talked to him about this he said he lives the way he does because growing up Death was everywhere. At age 12 he would grab a cooler of beer and hard drugs to go party with friends on their apartment rooftop while Missiles flew over them blowing up buildings sometimes less than a couple hundred yards away. That was during the Bosnian/Yugoslavian Wars. Truly they were in YOLO Mode as they saw friends and relatives die in blasts. They figured if a missile was going to hit their apartment building why hide in the basement of the building and get crushed by the rubble. Every night was a party, and maybe their last.

How old are you? Sometimes I think you’re in your 40s and sometimes I think you must be near your 60s.

 

[MtnHusker]

How old are you? Sometimes I think you’re in your 40s and sometimes I think you must be near your 60s.

I'm 55 but still act like I'm in my 20's. Luckily I don't look my age either. Definitely live by "YOLO" and will try anything at least once. I hang around with a very diverse age group of idiot risk takers and big personalities. I am the guy who everyone hits up when they need help opening a business or are taking a crazy trip. How many people in their 50's want to go to road trip to a Kid Rock or Green Day show? Want to backpack through South America? All of my kids friends that are in their 20's think I'm cool because of everything I have done and want to hang out but daughter who is 21 thinks I'm a dork. And she's right.

Sometimes it's not what you know but who you know. And I have lots and lots of friends of all ages and social standings. Living in Vail for 12 years and owning a Live Music Venue there really got me associated with some rich as fuck people. Opened lots of doors. My circle is so wide from retired rich fuckers that have more money than they know what to do with to 20 Somethings that want to drag me to concerts. Heck my ex-girlfriend just turned 30. And I'd like to let the record show I'm no Cradle Robber as she was the one heavily pursuing me. My friends couldn't believe it but I kept telling her "No" because of the age difference but her tight body with that sweet uptown rack and remarkable sex drive eventually swayed me. Plus she is a Micro Biologist so she was much smarter than me plus very convincing. All of my friends were jealous AF as she was great Eye Candy on the boat. That boat can tell some serious stories

 

[HuskerPAC]

I'm 55 but still act like I'm in my 20's. Luckily I don't look my age either. Definitely live by "YOLO" and will try anything at least once. I hang around with a very diverse age group of idiot risk takers and big personalities. I am the guy who everyone hits up when they need help opening a business or are taking a crazy trip. How many people in their 50's want to go to road trip to a Kid Rock or Green Day show? Want to backpack through South America? All of my kids friends that are in their 20's think I'm cool because of everything I have done and want to hang out but daughter who is 21 thinks I'm a dork. And she's right.

Sometimes it's not what you know but who you know. And I have lots and lots of friends of all ages and social standings. Living in Vail for 12 years and owning a Live Music Venue there really got me associated with some rich as fuck people. Opened lots of doors. My circle is so wide from retired rich fuckers that have more money than they know what to do with to 20 Somethings that want to drag me to concerts. Heck my ex-girlfriend just turned 30. And I'd like to let the record show I'm no Cradle Robber as she was the one heavily pursuing me. My friends couldn't believe it but I kept telling her "No" because of the age difference but her tight body with that sweet uptown rack and remarkable sex drive eventually swayed me. Plus she is a Micro Biologist so she was much smarter than me plus very convincing. All of my friends were jealous AF as she was great Eye Candy on the boat. That boat can tell some serious stories

Same.

 

[Jim14510]

I'm 55 but still act like I'm in my 20's. Luckily I don't look my age either. Definitely live by "YOLO" and will try anything at least once. I hang around with a very diverse age group of idiot risk takers and big personalities. I am the guy who everyone hits up when they need help opening a business or are taking a crazy trip. How many people in their 50's want to go to road trip to a Kid Rock or Green Day show? Want to backpack through South America? All of my kids friends that are in their 20's think I'm cool because of everything I have done and want to hang out but daughter who is 21 thinks I'm a dork. And she's right.

Sometimes it's not what you know but who you know. And I have lots and lots of friends of all ages and social standings. Living in Vail for 12 years and owning a Live Music Venue there really got me associated with some rich as fuck people. Opened lots of doors. My circle is so wide from retired rich fuckers that have more money than they know what to do with to 20 Somethings that want to drag me to concerts. Heck my ex-girlfriend just turned 30. And I'd like to let the record show I'm no Cradle Robber as she was the one heavily pursuing me. My friends couldn't believe it but I kept telling her "No" because of the age difference but her tight body with that sweet uptown rack and remarkable sex drive eventually swayed me. Plus she is a Micro Biologist so she was much smarter than me plus very convincing. All of my friends were jealous AF as she was great Eye Candy on the boat. That boat can tell some serious stories

Opposite

 

[Cash68847]

Saw this thread on tMB and thought we needed to discuss this as well. Has she ever caught you? Would she be mad?

Mine has not but would probably not approve if she did

She doesn’t care. If she doesn’t want sex she encourages me to go watch porn. We have watched it together and made it throughout the years. It’s always nice to look back at what she was in her prime.

 

[Pipe Line]

Shes asked me about it, knows I have, and thinks it’s gross. Whatever. When I was about 12, my best friend at the time had an older brother that was about 25. He had a hardcore porno on DVD. Me and him and another buddy decided to watch it one night on a sleepover. It was wild enough to we actually stopped watching after about 15 minutes because we thought what we were watching was illegal and couldn’t believe people actually did those kinds of things. I’ll never forget it

 

[Toe]

How many people in their 50's want to go to road trip to a Kid Rock or Green Day show?

I mean, Kid Rock and the members of Green Day are all around 50, so...

 

[MtnHusker]

I mean, Kid Rock and the members of Green Day are all around 50, so...

True but their fan bases are pretty diverse. Most of the old fuckers I know are excited for George Thorogood or Springsteen but hope the concert will be over by 9. I'm not really into the Classic Rock scene like most of my friends my age, except for maybe AC/DC. More Jam, Alt, Punk, Grunge, Reggae, Hip Hop, Mash-Up, Funk, Metal.