Has your wife caught you watching pron?

[GBR]

Saw this thread on tMB and thought we needed to discuss this as well. Has she ever caught you? Would she be mad?

Mine has not but would probably not approve if she did

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I mean we watch it together so

 

[Kaladin]

I’m not married

 

[Tyneb23]

She has never caught me, but she saw me post POTD one time and asked about it. She said I needed a new hobby besides TpB and I said I can't abandon my brothers during dark times of football and basketball TpB4L

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Depends what kind. Germans shitting on each other, she’d be appalled. Sensual, romantic, tasteful porn, with a story line, she’d still be appalled.

 

[Jim14510]

I mean she's not delusional. She knows I watch porn. Hasn't walked in on me jerking off. Have watched porn with her on a few occasions.

 

[22*43*51]

She couldn’t care less.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Saw this thread on tMB and thought we needed to discuss this as well. Has she ever caught you? Would she be mad?

Mine has not but would probably not approve if she did

What about Mom?

 

[Adrian's Grandma]

Oh sweet heavens no

 

[Jim14510]

What about Mom?

Mom found my porn mag in 8th grade. We were renting a house after old house sold and before new house was built. My bed was in the wide open basement. I "hid" a magazine under my bed that you could see from 10 feet away. Was shocked she found it.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

What about Mom?

 

[huskermack]

We make porn.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@B1G_10_Tony - tell about the time you recorded a biker porn over your dad’s favorite movie and he popped it in and when you heard motorcycles revving you headed for cover.

 

[HuskerPAC]

No but my brother in law has. Our first place in Omaha was a top floor condo with an office that faced the front door. I was fully nude watching it in the desk chair and the key started jiggling in the door. My wife was supposed to be at the hospital working. My brother in law would sometimes come over to eat/watch tv between class breaks at UNO. My mother in law also knew where the spare key was. I had no clue who was about to walk in. I’d rate worst scenario 1) mother in law, 2) wife, and 3) brother in law (he would obviously understand).

I didn’t have time to put anything away, in walks brother in law. I wrap a towel around my waist and he obviously knows what’s up.

“Uh I’m gonna go out and get some food quick you want anything?”

“Just stay, the mood is killed anyway, I’m going to the gym.”

 

[HuskerPAC]

Oh and my wife would not approve of porn. She’s a smart, educated doctor—I just can’t imagine she actually believes I don’t.

 

[NEHusker54]

I believe @wildcat_husker has a humorous story he might be willing to share

 

[wildcat_husker]

I believe @wildcat_husker has a humorous story he might be willing to share

Worse than my wife.

My grandma.

It was during the summer, probably between 9th and 10th grade. My buddy had “lent” me a porno dvd. So of course I was jerking off in the living room because that’s where the tv was at the time. Grandma must have snuck in the back door and I realized she was in the house a few seconds too late.

In a panic, I was able to press pause but not power. It was total chaos mode in my mind and this was a time where we had two remotes (one for the dvd player and one for the tv), so I couldn’t figure it out. I was able to pause on some chick’s “fuck me” face so luckily grams didn’t see any holes or poles.

I faced the tv with my pants up but unzipped, boner prairie doggin from my trousers. Refused to turn and look at her. After about 30 seconds she left and apparently didn’t tell my parents.

She’s dead now so we’re all good. No awkwardness anymore.

 

[betsch]

I've got one of the dual VHS/DVD combos. So I keep homemade porn in the VHS section and real porn in the DVD. That way if/when she walks in I just have to hit a button to switch back to the homemade stuff of her. Even though she acts annoyed/embarrassed, I think I actually get bonus points because I'm watching her LOL.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

If my wife isn't in the mood she encourages it. Anything to avoid having to put out I guess.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

If my wife isn't in the mood she encourages it. Anything to avoid having to put out I guess.

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