Gubernatorial Thread

[Dble E]

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This AD makes me crack up laughing every time I saw it.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

This AD makes me crack up laughing every time I saw it.

Haha he’s such a goober. I woulda grabbed her by the pussy too though.

 

[huskerj12]

we're fucked no matter which one of these goons won the primary.

 

[Kaladin]

we're fucked no matter which one of these goons won the primary.

Why do you say that?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

ohhh weeeee! Pillen w/ the W! Hard workin sumbitch iyam

 

[HuskerDocCo]

we're fucked no matter which one of these goons won the primary.

Sonny before I take you out back behind the woodshed let me tell you to 1 thing -

Enjoy every day, I’m 98!

 

[doublewing]

I'm no longer a NE resident but my political analysis from afar is that cowboy hat + Trump endorsement will not beat recovering a fumble against OU in the 70's.

Sorry cosplay rancher, should have played ball.

 

[huskerj12]

Why do you say that?

Because they are both gigantic phony dorks doing their best far-right/MAGA impersonations to promote more hatred and division in our state in an attempt to gain political power

 

[huskerj12]

Sonny before I take you out back behind the woodshed let me tell you to 1 thing -

Enjoy every day, I’m 98!

Doc old boy I can't wait til you hit your centennial!

 

[TrentMilfer]

Pillen is walking/talking stale fart but Herbster was simply way too horny to be governor

 

[Dble E]

Because they are both gigantic phony dorks doing their best far-right/MAGA impersonations to promote more hatred and division in our state in an attempt to gain political power

Nailed it.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Pillen is walking/talking stale fart but Herbster was simply way too horny to be governor

Hogwash. Pillen is going to bring home the bacon for this state and you can take that to the piggy bank.


Get it? He's a pig farmer

 

[wildcat_husker]

Because they are both gigantic phony dorks doing their best far-right/MAGA impersonations to promote more hatred and division in our state in an attempt to gain political power

What’s your definition of far right?

 

[Samkellers_69]

What’s your definition of far right?

Anyone that's not left is my guess. Or if your just a white person in general you're far right

 

[huskerj12]

What’s your definition of far right?

Fear-mongering chauvinism (the message of every single commercial, pretending that anyone who isn't right wing is a socialist, claiming liberals are hellbent on "sexualizing children," sexually harassing women, equating abortion with killing babies, etc.), authoritarian worldviews (banning books, banning subject matter in schools, claiming religious superiority, etc.), extreme nationalism (proposing that NU campuses officially proclaim that "America is the best country in the world" and trying to prevent them from teaching about race relations/history, pretending anything that could paint the US in a negative light is fake, etc.), pig-related wordplay (hogwash, bring home the bacon, take that to the piggy bank, etc.)

 

[slattimer]

pig-related wordplay (hogwash, bring home the bacon, take that to the piggy bank, etc.)

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Pillen had what I would characterize as the worst political advertisement of all time where his grandkids were asking him questions about the election/politics and he was answering only in pig puns. I'd probably rather watch my parents have sex than watch the commercial again

 

[slattimer]

Pillen had what I would characterize as the worst political advertisement of all time where his grandkids were asking him questions about the election/politics and he was answering only in pig puns. I'd probably rather watch my parents have sex than watch the commercial again

Lol...okay, I had no idea where the hell that came from.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Fear-mongering chauvinism (the message of every single commercial, pretending that anyone who isn't right wing is a socialist, claiming liberals are hellbent on "sexualizing children," sexually harassing women, equating abortion with killing babies, etc.), authoritarian worldviews (banning books, banning subject matter in schools, claiming religious superiority, etc.), extreme nationalism (proposing that NU campuses officially proclaim that "America is the best country in the world" and trying to prevent them from teaching about race relations/history, pretending anything that could paint the US in a negative light is fake, etc.), pig-related wordplay (hogwash, bring home the bacon, take that to the piggy bank, etc.)

believe pig related word play is what keeps me going strong sparky! ! That an a healthy dose of libido pills 💊

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Pillen had what I would characterize as the worst political advertisement of all time where his grandkids were asking him questions about the election/politics and he was answering only in pig puns. I'd probably rather watch my parents have sex than watch the commercial again

say it ain’t so Barry!!