Geriatrics thread ONLY | The Platinum Board

Geriatrics thread ONLY

Install the app
How to install the app on iOS

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.

Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.

Welcome to tPB!

Welcome to The Platinum Board. We are a Nebraska Husker news source and fan community.

Sign Up Now!
  • Welcome to The Platinum Board! We are a Nebraska Cornhuskers news source and community. Please click "Log In" or "Register" above to gain access to the forums.

Geriatrics thread ONLY

HuskerDocCo

100 & havin fun GBR !!
Moderator
tPB OG
Messages
6,186
Likes
18,885
hey fellas, thought I’d start a thread for us wiser guys. Any good news today? Prune juice I tried was meh. But i only shit my brains out 3x today without trying.
 
We're you able to find someone to remove those skin tags Doc?

Also, Walgreens is running a special on heating pads if you show your AARP card.
 
fail old man GIF
 
Found on yesterday that @Elizabeth Reed doesn’t drink coffee.

Between that and @LoudHogRider not drinking booze my entire “casual bro date” playbook has been destroyed.

I feel like Colt McCoy in the 09 Big XII title game. Everywhere I turn I’m getting stonewalled.


trump-donald-trump.gif

I can't imagine a life without either
 
Found on yesterday that @Elizabeth Reed doesn’t drink coffee.

Between that and @LoudHogRider not drinking booze my entire “casual bro date” playbook has been destroyed.

I feel like Colt McCoy in the 09 Big XII title game. Everywhere I turn I’m getting stonewalled.


trump-donald-trump.gif
The two times a year that I do drink coffee at Mrs Bomber’s company events at the Inverness ballroom (Denver) it’s decaf, loaded with milk/sugar and really doesn’t resemble the stuff you enjoy every morning.

Can’t do it as the caffeine tears my gut up.



.
 
Found on yesterday that @Elizabeth Reed doesn’t drink coffee.

Between that and @LoudHogRider not drinking booze my entire “casual bro date” playbook has been destroyed.

I feel like Colt McCoy in the 09 Big XII title game. Everywhere I turn I’m getting stonewalled.


trump-donald-trump.gif
I’m a superb wingman and double as a designated driver!
 
@#HBD - never drank coffee, but gave me shit because I did. All of the sudden around 35 we’re on the phone and he says he’s been ponding coffee all morning. This continued for some time until I find out “coffee” for him was pumpkin spice lattes. Amazing.


A real PG twist and not the direction I thought this was going.


(Especially based on the DEA’s latest usage numbers with TX now ahead of FL and Illinois as the #3 biggest cocaine state)
 
Back
Top