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Geriatrics thread ONLY

Just took my Metamucil shot tonite hope all you elders did as welllllllOHHH FVCKKK HERE IT COMES POOPSTAINS!!!
 
us fvckin elders know a couple Things -
1) Tom Osborne
2) f16’s aka viagra
3) diapers

So get I.n This thread and talk about our struggles

Just picked up my heating pads from Walgreens with my AARP card. The one on 180th and Q had two pallets left.

Good for your goiters and constipation.
 
Nor any better today? Probably influenza A. Be careful. Lots of old people die from common illnesses.
Just tested negative for COVID a few hours ago, and I'm rocking Tamiflu, Mucinex and Advil Cold-n-Sinus. All I can do now is hope the Angel of Mercy takes me in my sleep tonight. I will my new tPB hat to @Elizabeth Reed if that turns out to be prophecy.
 
Just tested negative for COVID a few hours ago, and I'm rocking Tamiflu, Mucinex and Advil Cold-n-Sinus. All I can do now is hope the Angel of Mercy takes me in my sleep tonight. I will my new tPB hat to @Elizabeth Reed if that turns out to be prophecy.
If your ailment is Influenza A or B, the Tamiflu will knock it out in a jiffy. Shit is magical. I was at my brother's house for Christmas a few years ago in Nashville fully vaxed against the flu and of course got it. Tamiflu had me drinking margaritas in 2 days. Highly recommended.

Funny story about the urgent care I went to for my influenza diagnosis and prescription for Tamiflu. The receptionists asks for my medical insurance card and driver's license, looks at it a moment and says you've got a Nebraska sweatshirt on, a California driver's license and you're in Franklin, TN. You've got some splainin' to do. We all laughed.
 
I caught the shit too hog. Mines in the chest and bones ache. Feels like last time I had influenza A
The aching bones made me think of Roz (RIP), but I had the same symptoms PLUS massive head congestion. That's what led me to Tamiflu - get you some, amigo. It does help. I'm still feeling poorly, but definitely on the mend.
 
The aching bones made me think of Roz (RIP), but I had the same symptoms PLUS massive head congestion. That's what led me to Tamiflu - get you some, amigo. It does help. I'm still feeling poorly, but definitely on the mend.
Good to hear fred
 
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