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Dogs
BingoDingo
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Love my dogs. My Golden ran in through the doggie door yesterday and was frantically pacing around while staring at me like he was doing something wrong. I go over and look and it looks like he must have swallowed some of his rope toy and had giant turd hanging off about a half foot of small rope coming out of his ass. He was so scared that he was gonna get in trouble...I had to pull the turd rope out of his butt while laughing hysterically. He was very confused and embarrassed. Love that dude.
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Goldens are incredible. Only way they could be better is if they didn’t shed
BingoDingo
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Yeah man, love having to vacuum the bedroom 4 times a week during early summer.
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I’ve had to stop my corgi from trying to take on coyotes while on the farm. Dumbass.
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My younger mutts have gotten skunked five times since April 2020. Holy shit.
My almost 14 year old westie has been diagnosed with diabetes, hypothyroidism, and renal failure since the saturday before mother's day, and also gone almost completely blind since the first of the year. The vet's probably building a new deck right now, high lumber prices be damned.
My almost 14 year old westie has been diagnosed with diabetes, hypothyroidism, and renal failure since the saturday before mother's day, and also gone almost completely blind since the first of the year. The vet's probably building a new deck right now, high lumber prices be damned.
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Might be COVID.
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Skunk is tough.
I had a dog battle one once about 15 years ago. Unforgettable.
Today, my dog Frank came running into the house. I greeted him happily and kissed him on the head. I love this dog.
The motherfucker had rolled in shit. Actual shit. I got shit on my mouth.
And to top it off, I had just washed that fucker the day before yesterday
Fuck!
I had a dog battle one once about 15 years ago. Unforgettable.
Today, my dog Frank came running into the house. I greeted him happily and kissed him on the head. I love this dog.
The motherfucker had rolled in shit. Actual shit. I got shit on my mouth.
And to top it off, I had just washed that fucker the day before yesterday
Fuck!
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I remember when my Grandma's dog ate a box of my brother crayons, that crazy ass dog was shitting rainbows for about a week.
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The dish soap, peroxide, vinegar mix is far superior to the store bought skunk stuff.
That blind, diabetic, hypothyroid, kidney failure dog is the only one that ever won a battle with a skunk. At 26 lbs five years ago (overweight, likely due to undiagnosed hypothyroid), he got sprayed, grabbed the skunk by the neck, and broke that neck.
He still needed multiple baths, but I was prouder of him than I am of the two dipshit 60# dogs that have gotten sprayed 5X in the past 18 months without getting a kill.
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I hate dogs
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Mods…. Motion to ban
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If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Not surprised. You probably like cats too.
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Hard pass on pets in the house from me
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I hope for rovers sake it wasn't one of those toy ropes with knots tied in it
Toe
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When I was in high school, we had a dog that got a hold of a clown wig. Stringy rainbow turds dangling from its ass...
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I still love dogs even though they're a pain in the ass. Kind of like my wife.
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