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Write an annoying invite letter to join an institution called the platinum board
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Subject: Exclusive Invitation to Elevate Your Status with Platinum Board
Dear [Recipient],
Greetings from the esteemed Platinum Board! 🌟
You are cordially invited to join an exclusive institution that transcends ordinary affiliations. Prepare to embark on a journey of unparalleled sophistication, where mediocrity is left at the door, and excellence becomes your constant companion.
At Platinum Board, we believe in exclusivity, and we are convinced that you possess the rare qualities that align perfectly with our discerning standards. Your ordinary existence is about to take a backseat as you step into a world where only the extraordinary thrive.
Why settle for silver or gold when you can upgrade to platinum? Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to an institution where the air is crisper, the conversations wittier, and the opportunities grander.
But wait, there's more! As a member of the Platinum Board, you'll have the chance to rub shoulders with the elite, engage in conversations that matter (and some that might not, but sound impressive nonetheless), and unlock doors to a world previously reserved for the chosen few.
Embrace the glimmer of Platinum excellence and let the ordinary fade away. Accept this invitation if you dare to elevate your status and join a league where brilliance knows no bounds.
We eagerly await your response.
Sincerely,
The Platinum Board Membership Committee