Do you light fireworks on or near the 4th or are you not a Redneck? (1 Viewer)

[KidsSeeGhosts]

I hate those things. Unreliable.

Sounds like user error

 

[doublewing]

I live in wildfire country so it's not allowed. Beyond that, once I reached drinking age I decided that I'd rather spend my money on alcohol and other party favors rather than setting my money on fire. I haven't bought fireworks since I was a teenager and just watched other people blow shit up.

Anymore for the 4th, we'll go camping somewhere and get away from people. I'm a patriotic guy, but hate that the 4th got co-opted by bad country music and people being trashy.

 

[Jim14510]

Sounds like user error

They blow up in the tube!

 

[BIGSTICK67]

And why is that?

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Because my son has plenty. No need to spend any of papa's cash.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Probably my favorite holiday. No expectations, stupid gifts to buy, getting dressed up. All you gotta do is drink beer, play yard games, eat food and blow shit up.

 

[betsch]

Feels like a waste of money to me

The key is to watch OTHER people waste their money.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Quick advice: Do not hold the artillery tube in your hands when setting them off. With nothing under the plastic bottom, it will melt through the base and explode in your lap.

Witnessed from our snowy deck right after the 1994 Orange Bowl when I was 15. I had the priveledge of driving a state patrolman to the ER on my learner's permit that night.

 

[Dble E]

Quick advice: Do not hold the artillery tube in your hands when setting them off. With nothing under the plastic bottom, it will melt through the base and explode in your lap.

Witnessed from our snowy deck right after the 1994 Orange Bowl when I was 15. I had the priveledge of driving a state patrolman to the ER on my learner's permit that night.

Did he lose his dick?

 

[hothouse_corn]

Did he lose his dick?

Not that I know of... Just 3rd degree burns on hands and forearms.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I wouldn't mind them so much but my poor dog has a traumatic past and is absolutely terrified by them. it's not the best week of the year for her

same here farmer, we drug em up on Tramadol gbr!