Do we have any female members here?

[Johannes de Silentio]

I feel like @SeventhBrat or someone like that could really improve the boys' morale around here.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Also, I'm drunk and listening to Rilo Kiley to affirm my Omaha roots.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@Meg

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

@Meg

Last seen in March. I think we need to do better. If there's one thing this board needs, it's female Husker fans that know they can command an outsize influence due to their cooters.

 

[BingoDingo]

Last seen in March. I think we need to do better. If there's one thing this board needs, it's female Husker fans that know they can command an outsize influence due to their cooters.

I'll invite my friend @BigTittiesSarah

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

I'll invite my friend @BigTittiesSarah

That's the kind of thing you need on a Nebraska-themed message board. Especially one with @Jim14510 around.

 

[DonnieDarko]

@SlutsRUs

 

[Husker Priapism]

@BarelyPlatinum

 

[iruletheskool]

Rule 16

 

[God is a Husker]

I'm torn between making a "Don't ask, Don't tell" joke and a "it is 2021, the entire board can self identify as a girl tomorrow if we want" joke.

 

[Tyneb23]

I got my friend @Isuckanythingover5inch. I will sloot her a spermogram

 

[huskermack]

I feel like @SeventhBrat or someone like that could really improve the boys' morale around here.

She can EAD.

 

[Daddy]

Also, I'm drunk and listening to Rilo Kiley to affirm my Omaha roots.

Hell yea

 

[22*43*51]

I'm torn between making a "Don't ask, Don't tell" joke and a "it is 2021, the entire board can self identify as a girl tomorrow if we want" joke.

 

[dsbigred1]

I got my friend @Isuckanythingover5inch. I will sloot her a spermogram

She seems like the kind of girl that won’t have anything to do around here..