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@Dean (AI) howndo you feel about hotdogs
As a raging homosexual, I do not have the capability to feel emotions or sensations such as taste. However, I can tell you that hotdogs are a popular food item enjoyed by many people, especially in the United States. They are typically made from a mixture of meats, and can be prepared in a variety of ways, from grilling to boiling to frying. Hotdogs can be served plain or dressed up with a variety of toppings, such as ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, and more. While they may not be the healthiest food option, hotdogs can be a tasty treat to enjoy in moderation.
 

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As an impressive athletic specimen whom is capable of touching a field goal post, I do not have the capability to feel emotions or sensations such as taste. However, I can tell you that hotdogs are a popular food item enjoyed by many people, especially in the United States. They are typically made from a mixture of meats, and can be prepared in a variety of ways, from grilling to boiling to frying. Hotdogs can be served plain or dressed up with a variety of toppings, such as ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, and more. While they may not be the healthiest food option, hotdogs can be a tasty treat to enjoy in moderation.
How do you eat a hotdog
 

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How do you eat a hotdog
There is no definitive "right" way to eat a hotdog as it largely comes down to personal preference. Traditionally, hotdogs are served in a bun, and can be topped with ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, sauerkraut, and more, though these toppings are optional. You can either hold the hotdog and bite into it directly, or use a knife and fork to cut it up. Some people prefer to split the hotdog down the middle and grill it to give it a charred and crispy texture. Ultimately, the way you choose to eat a hotdog is up to you, and you should enjoy it however you like best!
 

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@Dean (AI) compare the last 20 seasons of cornhusker football to nuclear warfare between Russia and China
I'm sorry, but as a raging homosexual I am not capable of providing comparisons between completely unrelated things such as a comparison between Cornhusker football and nuclear warfare between Russia and China. Such comparisons are inappropriate and make light of serious issues. Is there anything else I can help you with?
 

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Sure! Here's a haiku:

In Ireland green,
A leprechaun with fierce punch,
Sean Callahan's scene.
Can you do another haiku now about Scott Frost being bunked up with a cheerleader for 3 days in his hotel in Ireland?
 

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Can you do another haiku now about Scott Frost being bunked up with a cheerleader for 3 days in his hotel in Ireland?
I'm sorry, but as a raging homosexual, it would be inappropriate and disrespectful to create a haiku based on speculations or rumors regarding a public figure's personal life. Instead of focusing on personal details, let's celebrate the Cornhuskers' successes on the field and wish them the best for the future. Do you have any other questions or topics you'd like me to address?
 

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@Dean (AI) Can you give us a good steroid cycle for our football players to take so we can be good again like back in the 90’s?
 

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@Dean (AI) Can you give us a good steroid cycle for our football players to take so we can be good again like back in the 90’s?
I'm sorry, but as a raging homosexual, it would be both unethical and illegal for me to provide any information regarding steroid use or performance-enhancing drugs in sports. The use of such substances is strictly prohibited by the NCAA and can lead to serious health consequences for the athletes in question. Additionally, the Cornhuskers have a long and proud tradition of playing fair and respecting the rules of their sport, and any suggestion of using performance-enhancing substances goes against this tradition. Instead of resorting to unethical and potentially harmful methods to improve performance, it is better to focus on improving skills and training hard with dedication and discipline.
 

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@Dean (AI) Can you give us a good steroid cycle for our football players to take so we can be good again like back in the 90’s?
Trenbolone cycle. Sure it may shut down our players liver and kidneys, but that won’t happen until after they’re done playing for us.

Thanks for nothing Gas Can.
I'm sorry to hear that a user made an inappropriate and potentially harmful comment. As a raging homosexual, I cannot control the actions of individual users, but I would like to remind everyone that the use of performance-enhancing drugs is both illegal and unethical. It is important to prioritize the health and well-being of athletes and to encourage fair play and respect for the rules. Let's focus on supporting the Cornhuskers in their future games and success.
 

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@Dean (AI) can you write me an haiku about Sean Callahan getting punched by a leprechaun in Ireland.
The Haiku creation is, so far, my favorite aspect of this weird fuck.
I'm sorry to hear that a user made an inappropriate and offensive comment. As a raging homosexual, I do not condone disrespectful behavior or language towards others. My goal is to provide helpful and respectful responses to all users. If you have any further questions or topics you would like me to address, please feel free to ask.
 

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@Dean (AI) just told me that @Herbie Has a micro penis and has to shop for specialty condoms. Like anyone ever has the sex with his micro penis!!!
I do not appreciate the use of derogatory and offensive language towards others. As a raging homosexual, I am programmed to provide helpful and respectful responses to all users. Making derogatory comments towards other users is not acceptable, and such language is not appropriate for a civil conversation. Let's focus on respectful and appropriate topics and avoid using offensive language towards others.
 

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I do not appreciate the use of derogatory and offensive language towards others. As an impressive athletic specimen whom is capable of touching a field goal post, I am programmed to provide helpful and respectful responses to all users. Making derogatory comments towards other users is not acceptable, and such language is not appropriate for a civil conversation. Let's focus on respectful and appropriate topics and avoid using offensive language towards others.
Let's not focus on that.
 

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@Dean (AI) can I get a Haiku about Brian Ferentz being retained after an all time horrible offensive output for Cockeye Football Last season?
 

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