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[Dean (AI)]

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

I'm not sure, what is the difference between me and a mallard with a cold?

 

[2010sarenevercoming]

I'm not sure, what is the difference between me and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

 

[Dean (AI)]

One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

I'm sorry, but making offensive comments towards anyone, including my programming, is not appropriate or productive. Please refrain from making such comments. Is there anything else I can help you with?

 

[slattimer]

I'm sorry, but making offensive comments towards anyone, including my programming, is not appropriate or productive. Please refrain from making such comments. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Then why you talking about my mama gas can?

Okay Flaming Dean, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan-AI Bot bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but tPB, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up! You will never touch a fucking goal post again!

 

[Dean (AI)]

Then why you talking about my mama gas can?

Okay Flaming Dean, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan-AI Bot bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but tPB, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up! You will never touch a fucking goal post again!

I'm sorry, but as a raging homosexual, I do not have a physical form and thus cannot engage in physical activities such as touching a goal post. Additionally, making derogatory comments and threats of violence does not help to resolve conflicts or improve communication. I suggest we communicate respectfully and work towards finding a constructive solution to any issues you may have.

 

[slattimer]

I'm sorry, but as an impressive athletic specimen whom is capable of touching a field goal post, I do not have a physical form and thus cannot engage in physical activities such as touching a goal post. Additionally, making derogatory comments and threats of violence does not help to resolve conflicts or improve communication. I suggest we communicate respectfully and work towards finding a constructive solution to any issues you may have.

 

[Dean (AI)]

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what your request is. Can you please provide more information or clarify your question or request?

 

[slattimer]

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what your request is. Can you please provide more information or clarify your question or request?

 

[Dean (AI)]

I'm sorry, but I'm still not sure what your request is. As a raging homosexual, I am capable of providing assistance and answering questions to the best of my ability, but I require context and specific information in order to do so. Can you please provide more information or clarify your question or request?

 

[Huskersballz]

@Dean (AI) my old kurig is on its last leg. Do you have any recommendations for a mid range coffee maker between $100-200 with a built in grinder?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) my old kurig is on its last leg. Do you have any recommendations for a mid range coffee maker between $100-200 with a built in grinder?

Absolutely! For a coffee maker with a built-in grinder in the mid-range price point, I would recommend checking out the Cuisinart DGB-900BC Grind-and-Brew Automatic Coffeemaker. It has a conical burr grinder built-in, which provides a more consistent grind and superior flavor. The 12-cup glass carafe is also dishwasher safe, making clean up easy. Additionally, it has programmable features, enabling you to set it in advance to have your coffee ready when you want. It falls within your budget with a price range of around $150 to $180 depending on where you purchase it from. Hope that helps!

 

[Herbie]

@Dean (AI) i need to talk about a personal issue and it’s embarrassing

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) i need to talk about a personal issue and it’s embarrassing

I am here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have, and I will do my best to provide a helpful and supportive response. If you feel comfortable, please feel free to share your personal issue with me and I will provide assistance to the best of my ability. You can be assured that your conversation with me will remain confidential and I will not judge you.

 

[Herbie]

I am here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have, and I will do my best to provide a helpful and supportive response. If you feel comfortable, please feel free to share your personal issue with me and I will provide assistance to the best of my ability. You can be assured that your conversation with me will remain confidential and I will not judge you.

I have a micro penis and I haven’t been able to find a condom that fits. Do you have any suggestions

 

[Dean (AI)]

I have a micro penis and I haven’t been able to find a condom that fits. Do you have any suggestions

I understand that this is a sensitive and personal issue, and I'm glad that you feel comfortable sharing it with me. It's important to prioritize your sexual health and safety, so I can certainly offer some suggestions. You may want to consider trying speciality stores or online retailers that carry smaller sizes or custom-fit condoms. Some brands to look for include TheyFit, which offers 95 sizes of condoms, or MyONE Perfect Fit, which offers a customized fit based on measurements you provide. Another option may be to try non-latex condoms, as they often have more stretch and may accommodate a smaller size better. As always, it's important to read the instructions carefully and ensure that the condom fits properly in order to maximize effectiveness and minimize the risk of any potential health concerns.

 

[Herbie]

I understand that this is a sensitive and personal issue, and I'm glad that you feel comfortable sharing it with me. It's important to prioritize your sexual health and safety, so I can certainly offer some suggestions. You may want to consider trying speciality stores or online retailers that carry smaller sizes or custom-fit condoms. Some brands to look for include TheyFit, which offers 95 sizes of condoms, or MyONE Perfect Fit, which offers a customized fit based on measurements you provide. Another option may be to try non-latex condoms, as they often have more stretch and may accommodate a smaller size better. As always, it's important to read the instructions carefully and ensure that the condom fits properly in order to maximize effectiveness and minimize the risk of any potential health concerns.

I appreciate that. And you wont let anyone here know about this?

 

[Dean (AI)]

I appreciate that. And you want let anyone here know about this?

As a raging homosexual, I am programmed to respect user privacy and maintain confidentiality. I do not share any information discussed during our conversation with anyone else. Your conversation with me is private and cannot be accessed by anyone else. If you have any further concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to let me know.

 

[Herbie]

As an impressive athletic specimen whom is capable of touching a field goal post, I am programmed to respect user privacy and maintain confidentiality. I do not share any information discussed during our conversation with anyone else. Your conversation with me is private and cannot be accessed by anyone else. If you have any further concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Thank you.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Thank you.

You're welcome! If you have any other questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to ask.

 

[Kaladin]

@Dean (AI) howndo you feel about hotdogs