C'mon whiners...Let's talk why we DO make a bowl next season.

[Ext. 55]

What good things make us win the west?

Can we just start with making a bowl? I like the idea...but that's a lot. But...will go...

1. Offensive line makes a massive leap forward, eliminates penalties altogether (@Havoc34 that's for you), and dominates the line of scrimmage
2. 2AM plays at an all conference consideration level
3. Defensive front 7 improves it's ability to pressure.

 

[herbsinator]

Until we get turnovers under control those things won’t matter

And penalties

 

[TraditionCoalition]

Then you need to spend more time with @TraditionCoalition (No disrespect intended TD, you are GOAT)

Perhaps in a thread titled:

69 ways to troll your way to the top!

Or perhaps,

I’m a troll, you’re a troll, let’s troll together!

You rang?

 

[Ext. 55]

You rang?

Yeah! @Havoc34 is looking to put together a Troll Party and I thought it would be great to combine that energy with your next big trolling adventure! Can we build a classic WWE tag team type of partnership here?

 

[dsbigred1]

We will somehow find a way to get the ball from between our center’s ass cheeks and into the hands of our QB on a consistent basis.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

A slight change in offensive philosophy:

More downhill RB game
Less QB run game
More deep play action shots

 

[thE kErnEl]

1. Randolph Kpai intercepts every pass the opposition throws.
2. Randolph Kpai returns every interception for a touchdown.
3. Randolph Kpai forces a fumble on every opponent's drive.

How's that for positive?

 

[David Webb]

Comes down to one thing for me - can the head coach get his head out of his ass to:

1) Realize specials teams needs to be emphasized and actually make them somewhat respectable.
2) Develop a QB that can actually throw the ball down the field with accuracy and not turn it over all the time.
3) Pay attention to the game to correct issues that are going on and to be prepared for when the opposition throws a curveball.

 

[Ext. 55]

1. Randolph Kpai intercepts every pass the opposition throws.
2. Randolph Kpai returns every interception for a touchdown.
3. Randolph Kpai forces a fumble on every opponent's drive.

How's that for positive?

If you are Randolph Kpai, thats pretty fucking positive!!!!

 

[LoudHogRider]

1. Randolph Kpai intercepts every pass the opposition throws.
2. Randolph Kpai returns every interception for a touchdown.
3. Randolph Kpai forces a fumble on every opponent's drive.

How's that for positive?

A shoe-in for All-Conference Honorable Mention (Nebraska bias) for the Washington Warrior nee Husker!

 

[Jim14510]

What good things make us win the west?

Giant tornado taking out the rest of the west teams but missing us.

 

[The Bearded One]

1. Special Teams improve vastly. 2. Offensive line matures like we've been waiting for. 3. 2AM takes huge step forward in passing game. 4. Consistent run game. 5. Play calling and in game coaching adjustments improve. 6. Cheerleaders get on the sidelines! 7. Develop an actual pass rush. 8. Opposing team quits 👏 on sideline. 9. Improve to a junior high level of snapping the ball!

 

[TraditionCoalition]

Yeah! @Havoc34 is looking to put together a Troll Party and I thought it would be great to combine that energy with your next big trolling adventure! Can we build a classic WWE tag team type of partnership here?

I hung up the old troll shoes but am happy to consult if desired. Happy trolling!

 

[Mavsker]

Special teams and defense imo. I've lost all faith in this offense producing at this point - I think if we want to make a bowl we need to follow the path of the 2009 team.

 

[Driveway Jordan]

Going 6-6 and making it to a lower-tier bowl game is like kissing your cousin...or so they say in Cockeye. But I have a feeling that is what is going to happen.

 

[Mavsker]

Giant tornado taking out the rest of the west teams but missing us.

More likely the opposite will happen and I'm not sure that would be a bad thing

 

[jw3]

We will somehow find a way to get the ball from between our center’s ass cheeks and into the hands of our QB on a consistent basis.

serious replies only, please. if that was possible, we would have done it by now.

 

[Ext. 55]

I hung up the old troll shoes but am happy to consult if desired. Happy trolling!

I hear there is a lot of revenue potential for quality and experienced consultants...you may have some new career potential here.

 

[Ext. 55]

Going 6-6 and making it to a lower-tier bowl game is like kissing your cousin...or so they say in Cockeyes. But I have a feeling that is what is going to happen.

C'mon DJ...set down that heavy backpack of despair and hurt you are carrying around. It's gonna be ok brother, I'm here for you man. Let's do it together...you can do this...just 2 or 3 simple things that make us better and get us to a bowl game.

Let's get through that and then we can talk about you making out with your cousins. One step at a time brother. 😉

 

[TraditionCoalition]

I hear there is a lot of revenue potential for quality and experienced consultants...you may have some new career potential here.

Hit me up. First session FREE.