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Christmas Eve Eve Eve drinking thread

Need to check that eye prescription doc…
Gonna hotbox the wifey tonight.
not sure what “hotboxing” your wife is, sounds illegal. anyways nothing wrong with my gawd damit eye shape you stupid ass sumbitch!! WOOOWW comin at a geriatric fvck like myself is dicey dumbshit
 
not sure what “hotboxing” your wife is, sounds illegal. anyways nothing wrong with my gawd damit eye shape you stupid ass sumbitch!! WOOOWW comin at a geriatric fvck like myself is dicey dumbshit
Some targets are easier than others.
 
@Jim14510

Thanks Jimmy…cheers brother!

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not sure what “hotboxing” your wife is, sounds illegal. anyways nothing wrong with my gawd damit eye shape you stupid ass sumbitch!! WOOOWW comin at a geriatric fvck like myself is dicey dumbshit
You'll know you've hotboxed your wife when she wakes you up in the middle of the night and says it sounds & smells like a cattle stampede through your bedroom... but it's just the 2 of you in there.
 
I was going to ask how you’re doing this morning…
Woke up and thought…will not drink anymore this Christmas weekend. Temporary decision. I’ll likely drink again today.

But this morning it sucks. Our little town has a frozen pipe at the water tower so no water pressure..which isn’t a big deal except that I’m on city council so my phone keeps dinging…that’s annoying with a hangover.
 
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