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Only one drunken suggestion (from the host) to throw the car keys into a cowboy hat last night, which wasn't even acknowledged by the womenfolk who are numb to these kind of whimsical musings after decades of marriage to their frat boy husbands. And me rocking my new slimmer, fitter dad bod, no less. Sad.