Caught with porn

[HuskerPAC]

easy there cowboy. aren't you in enough hot water as it is?

Not the first nor last time, Lee.

 

[DrinkItIn]

The whole thing. That was just a pop-up ad—not what I was actually looking at. Again, I’ve known since dating in college she doesn’t approve of porn, so her reaction wasn’t a surprise. But that ad really turned the knife haha

Already better last night. She’ll get over it but she won’t ever understand it.

Is she super religious or does she not have any girlfriends with husbands who would confirm this is "normal" behavior? What about her doctor friends? In my experience doctors are some of the crudest and most sexually inappropriate and open-minded people I have met.

duckduckgo.com is your friend.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Not the first nor last time, Lee.

this makes me happy, masturbation is an integral part of man’s DNA. Much like shootin darts or overhauling a Briggs and stratton motor

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Is she super religious or does she not have any girlfriends with husbands who would confirm this is "normal" behavior? What about her doctor friends? In my experience doctors are some of the crudest and most sexually inappropriate and open-minded people I have met.

duckduckgo.com is your friend.

I’m a farmer doc but I can confirm medical people are big into sex stuff gbr. Thanks

 

[God is a Husker]

I’m a farmer doc but I can confirm medical people are big into sex stuff gbr. Thanks

Can confirm, my Wife is a Doc and she loves to sit on my face.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Can confirm, my Wife is a Doc and she loves to sit on my face.

you have this shirt?

 

[God is a Husker]

you have this shirt?
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Negative, my wife would kill me for implying other chicks sit on my face.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Negative, my wife would kill me for implying other chicks sit on my face.

need one that says "wife seat" with the arrow to your face instead.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Is she super religious or does she not have any girlfriends with husbands who would confirm this is "normal" behavior? What about her doctor friends? In my experience doctors are some of the crudest and most sexually inappropriate and open-minded people I have met.

duckduckgo.com is your friend.

Definitely raised strongly religious and I think that set the stage for her never thinking porn is ok. I’m Catholic and she is now as well—talked about it being a sin. Well hate the sin not the sinner 😂

Again, I’m amazed she truly seems to believe most guys don’t do that—boggles my mind. I really figured she knew and it just wasn’t talked about until she saw that in the browser.

And no, she’s got a foul mouth, can joke about sexual things, and puts out at home. She feels if I’m looking at porn that I’m not satisfied with her.

 

[betsch]

The whole thing. That was just a pop-up ad—not what I was actually looking at. Again, I’ve known since dating in college she doesn’t approve of porn, so her reaction wasn’t a surprise. But that ad really turned the knife haha

Already better last night. She’ll get over it but she won’t ever understand it.

I totally get it. My wife doesn't either. I've been looking at naked girls since I was 5. I got caught watching Revenge of the Nerds on HBO, Caddyshack, and Porky's at that age. Its been that way for as long as my wife and I have been together, but it is still a "shock" every time she thinks I'm looking at something. Luckily I have a large supply of home-made stuff so that is better with her if I get caught 😉. She would NOT have been happy if she saw the pop-up ad though. She would obviously think its one thing to watch, its another to seek out even if that wasn't the case.

 

[God is a Husker]

need one that says "wife seat" with the arrow to your face instead.

 

[HCFord1]

Definitely raised strongly religious and I think that set the stage for her never thinking porn is ok. I’m Catholic and she is now as well—talked about it being a sin. Well hate the sin not the sinner 😂

Again, I’m amazed she truly seems to believe most guys don’t do that—boggles my mind. I really figured she knew and it just wasn’t talked about until she saw that in the browser.

And no, she’s got a foul mouth, can joke about sexual things, and puts out at home. She feels if I’m looking at porn that I’m not satisfied with her.

In my limited experience, I've learned that there's no such thing as a "don't ask, don't tell" understanding with a woman. Unless, of course, it's about how much of our money they spend online shopping.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Pretty sure I’m going to ding tonight. Short lived storm.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Pretty sure I’m going to ding tonight. Short lived storm.

Do the ol finger in the butthole trick while clapping them cheeks. If she fights it take your other hand and grab the back of her scalp and grip it nice.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Pretty sure I’m going to ding tonight. Short lived storm.

Pics plz

 

[HuskerPAC]

Pics plz

That would be considered pornography, which is how I got here.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

And that porn is weak. It’s a good thing she didn’t catch you watching some crazy shit. Also if she considers that a form of cheating good luck. 99 percent of women can’t let shit go.

You sure the percentage is that low?? 😎

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[Alum-Ni]

Pretty sure I’m going to ding tonight. Short lived storm.

 

[HuskerPAC]

 

[alt f4]

Now I've got questions, how in the hell did my wife end up on Local Sex Finder?