Caught with porn

[Ext. 55]

Did you leave ejaculate on the keyboard/screen?
If so, she should be mad!
If not, just tell her she’s been slipping lately and you wanted to be reminded of what her body used to look like. Then show her the caloric intake tracking chart you put together for her.

This is the most obvious and best approach OP…AND tell her your new relationship expectations now include anal and if she isn’t on board, you are walking out.

 

[22*43*51]

Give me her # OP.

I’ll send her a dick pic for you to “discover” on her phone. Then you’ll be even.

You’re welcome.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Good luck OP. Sound like she has a bit of insecurity to her. Or, she’s doing the same thing herself.

I remember a thread on here not all that long ago and the poster was complaining his wife didn’t want the sects and he was told to go look at porn. Maybe you need her to speak with that posters wife.

Sex has slowed with 2 kids under 2. Still getting it often enough. But I could have sex 3x a day everyday and still want some solo time.

I’ve known she’s disapproved of porn since we started dating in college, so her reaction was expected. I kinda just thought she always knew I looked at it and it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” situation, but she genuinely thought that I didn’t.

 

[Ext. 55]

Sex has slowed with 2 kids under 2. Still getting it often enough. But I could have sex 3x a day everyday and still want some solo time.

I’ve known she’s disapproved of porn since we started dating in college, so her reaction was expected. I kinda just thought she always knew I looked at it and it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” situation, but she genuinely thought that I didn’t.

Sorry man. All jokes aside, that is rough brother. Good luck...I've seen this type a thing be a big sticking point in a couple of friends relationship too. One got resolved when they both went to counseling (wife sees it differently now) and one spiraled. Hopefully, she comes around.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Sex has slowed with 2 kids under 2. Still getting it often enough. But I could have sex 3x a day everyday and still want some solo time.

I’ve known she’s disapproved of porn since we started dating in college, so her reaction was expected. I kinda just thought she always knew I looked at it and it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” situation, but she genuinely thought that I didn’t.

Like I didn’t know people like that existed, outside of perhaps the most hardcore religious folks. I mean in all seriousness, she needs to realize this is a completely normal and common thing.

 

[dsbigred1]

Sex has slowed with 2 kids under 2. Still getting it often enough. But I could have sex 3x a day everyday and still want some solo time.

I’ve known she’s disapproved of porn since we started dating in college, so her reaction was expected. I kinda just thought she always knew I looked at it and it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” situation, but she genuinely thought that I didn’t.

I think a good compromise is to wait until she is sleeping, carefully remove either her top or bottoms, and enjoy that solo time.

 

[Jim14510]

My wife tried telling me she didn't want me watching porn early in the marriage. I slapped her around a bit for being stupid and she wised up.

Seriously though I just said I'll be watching porn at least every time you say no. More than likely double or triple it for each time. She actually tried to keep up for a couple of weeks before she folded.

 

[Black Dean]

Somehow she doesn’t seem to realize that every man in the world does this regardless of how often he gets sex.

Reminds me of this haha

 

[God is a Husker]

And that porn is weak. It’s a good thing she didn’t catch you watching some crazy shit.

this is the best point made ITT


My wife catches me looking at some busty brown beauties porn = Ron Swanson don’t even care gif*


My wife catches me looking at some hardcore interracial lezdom bdsm fart gaping gangbang tranny bukkake porn = she now regrets marrying a German 🙁

 

[HuskerGarrett]

You should have just blamed it on “a virus”

 

[djw004]

You should have just blamed it on “a virus”

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Just send her this or any other "Russia Cyber Attack" articles

"you know...I read a recent article that said Russia is launching many phases of cyber attacks on unsuspecting, innocent folks globally. I think they got to our computer..." Thanks a lot Putin

 

[Cookiemonster]

Like I didn’t know people like that existed, outside of perhaps the most hardcore religious folks. I mean in all seriousness, she needs to realize this is a completely normal and common thing.

I dated this hot sloot once from Bellevue. I plowed her with some real honest work type effort. 3 minutes after she asked me if I watch porn. I said if It’s been a rough day of no sex.

She told me all porn stars are drug addicted whores who are forced into it and are going to hell. I showed her some pics of me and this porn lady I had recently gotten out of a relationship with and pulled up her blacked video. Needless to say she left and we never spoke again.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I dated this hot sloot once from Bellevue. I plowed her with some real honest work type effort. 3 minutes after she asked me if I watch porn. I said if It’s been a rough day of no sex.

She told me all porn stars are drug addicted whores who are forced into it and are going to hell. I showed her some pics of me and this porn lady I had recently gotten out of a relationship with and pulled up her blacked video. Needless to say she left and we never spoke again.

I mean just look at the only fans people. Literally making millions while fucking in their own homes. Truly work from home porn. It’s incredible.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I mean just look at the only fans people. Literally making millions while fucking in their own homes. Truly work from home porn. It’s incredible.

No lie, if my current relationship ended. I’d go find a hot sloot and do an onlyfans no problem. Great way to build some equity and invest.

 

[God is a Husker]

I mean just look at the only fans people. Literally making millions while fucking in their own homes. Truly work from home porn. It’s incredible.

Look at you… posting football videos like a virgin


SMH, let’s see ya sling that D

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

I didn’t know there were women that actually existed that would be pissed about this. Sorry OP, good luck with that

 

[Cookiemonster]

Look at you… posting football videos like a virgin


SMH, let’s see ya sling that D

Sling that D! Sling that D! Sling that D!

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Look at you… posting football videos like a virgin


SMH, let’s see ya sling that D

As I said earlier, I’ve floated the idea to my wife and didn’t get much traction.

 

[Ext. 55]

My wife tried telling me she didn't want me watching porn early in the marriage. I slapped her around a bit for being stupid and she wised up.

Seriously though I just said I'll be watching porn at least every time you say no. More than likely double or triple it for each time. She actually tried to keep up for a couple of weeks before she folded.

 

[HuskerPAC]

I didn’t know there were women that actually existed that would be pissed about this. Sorry OP, good luck with that

And there is no explaining it or how guys view porn. She finds it hard to believe other guys do it. It’s really something. Thinks it is a form of infidelity.

It will all come out in the wash but it’s an interesting thing to me to be that upset about. And to genuinely not realize that literally every man does it.